My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.

Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.

My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water.

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

The one thing a lifetime in the newspaper business teaches you is pace - you spend all your time trying to make sure that the reader's going to finish what you're writing.

Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a newsroom, because you're on the front lines.