My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.

I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it's the preservatives that keep me going. That, and I eat as much chocolate as I can get my hands on.

Find a way to get a full-body massage every day.

Good friends don't have to visit each other every day.

Scatter my ashes on the Shannon.

Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!