My idea of fast food is a mallard.

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

The idea behind fast food is great - people want convenience.

I'm a healthy eater, but I don't consider Chick-fil-A fast food.

Neapolitans have always had their fast food. It's called pizza.

I don't eat fast food, but I can't live without pizza.