My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?

If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.

Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well all the vices.

Yeah, since you love such a hateful religion that demands killing people of other faiths, I know you're a good person. Oh hell, yeah.