My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?
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BIBLE Is this thing done by my lord the king, and thou hast not shewed it unto thy servant, who should sit...
BIBLE And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's k...
BIBLE Lord I disbelieve -- help thou my unbelief.
E. M. FORSTER Lord I disbelieve -- help thou my unbelief.
EDWARD M. FORSTER Thou hast thrust sore at me that I might fall: but the LORD helped me.
BIBLE Therefore now, LORD, let the thing that thou hast spoken concerning thy servant and concerning his h...
BIBLE And thou shalt know that I am the LORD, and that I have heard all thy blasphemies which thou hast sp...
BIBLE And say to Archippus, Take heed to the ministry which thou hast received in the Lord, that thou fulf...
BIBLE Oh precious Lord!
Oh precious Lord!
Thou know them all
The thought of my mind
An...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Wherefore the LORD said unto Solomon, Forasmuch as this is done of thee, and thou hast not kept my c...
BIBLE My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG That which is gone out of thy lips thou shalt keep and perform; even a freewill offering, according ...
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JULES VERNE Lord Polonius: What do you read, my lord?
Hamlet: Words, words, words.
Lord Polonius: Wh...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Thou hast made us for thyself, O Lord, and our heart is restless until it finds its rest in thee.
AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO Thou hast made us for thyself, O Lord, and our hearts are restless until they find their rest in the...
SAINT AUGUSTINE And Laban said to Jacob, What hast thou done, that thou hast stolen away unawares to me, and carried...
BIBLE Why then hast thou not kept the oath of the LORD, and the commandment that I have charged thee with?...
BIBLE Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done?
Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
Chiron: Th...
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a man after his own heart, and th...
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than Dobbin my thill-horse has on ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Lord thy will be done in my life.
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BIBLE Thou hast despised mine holy things, and hast profaned my sabbaths.
BIBLE And Bathsheba bowed, and did obeisance unto the king. And the king said, What wouldest thou? / And s...
BIBLE Odin, thou whirlwind, what a threat is this
Thou threatenest what transcends thy might, even thine...
MATTHEW ARNOLD Thou hast prevariated with thy friend,
By underhand contrivances undone me:
And while my open ...
NICHOLAS ROWE And now, I beseech thee, let the power of my Lord be great, according as thou hast spoken, saying, /...
BIBLE Then said Martha unto Jesus, Lord, if thou hadst been here, my brother had not died.
BIBLE If thou, Lord, shouldest mark iniquities, O Lord, who shall stand?
BIBLE Awake, awake, stand up, O Jerusalem, which hast drunk at the hand of the LORD the cup of his fury; t...
BIBLE O, Thou precious Lord Jesus Christ, we do adore Thee with all our hearts. Thou art Lord of all.
CHARLES SPURGEON Swear now therefore unto me by the LORD, that thou wilt not cut off my seed after me, and that thou ...
BIBLE Be found of us whom Thou hast deigned to seek, / Be found that we the more may seek for Thee; / Lord...
CHRISTINA G. ROSSETTI Then cometh he to Simon Peter: and Peter saith unto him, Lord, dost thou wash my feet? / Jesus answe...
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BIBLE But thou, O LORD, art a shield for me; my glory, and the lifter up of mine head.
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BIBLE Thou, thou, Lysander, thou hast given her rhymes
And interchanged love tokens with my child;
T...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Feast of Oswald, King of Northumbria, Martyr, 642 Continuing a short series of verse on Christ: ...
MARY A. LATHBURY I have joined my heart to thee: all that exists are thou. O Lord, beloved of my heart, thou art the ...
JAFAR And he said, O my LORD, send, I pray thee, by the hand of him whom thou wilt send.
BIBLE Thou hast enlarged my steps under me, that my feet did not slip.
BIBLE Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR Thou hast heard my voice: hide not thine ear at my breathing, at my cry.
BIBLE Lord, since Thou hast taken from me all that I had of Thee, yet of Thy grace leave me the gift which...
MECHTHILD OF MAGDEBURG And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do? And the Lord said unto him...
BIBLE My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES Be still my heart; thou hast known worse than this.
HOMER Then the word of the LORD came unto Jeremiah the prophet, after that Hananiah the prophet had broken...
BIBLE Thou hast done a deed whereat valour will weep.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Therefore thou shalt deal kindly with thy servant; for thou hast brought thy servant into a covenant...
BIBLE Thou hast enlarged my steps under me; so that my feet did not slip.
BIBLE Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in th...
BIBLE And he said, What meanest thou by all this drove which I met? And he said, These are to find grace i...
BIBLE ...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who d...
ADAM LEVIN Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT And he said unto them, How say they that Christ is David's son? / And David himself saith in the boo...
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BIBLE Meeting the Saints, O my Lord of the Universe, I have found my Lord God, my Companion, my Best Frien...
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as
unto children, My son, despise not...
BIBLE Jesus! why dost Thou love me so? What hast Thou seen in me To make my happiness so great, So dear...
FREDRICK WILLIAM FABER Think not so much of what thou hast not, as of what thou hast; but of the things which thou hast sel...
MARCUS AURELIUS Behold, thou hast heard what the kings of Assyria have done to all lands by destroying them utterly;...
BIBLE Hast thou betrayed my credulous innocence
With vizor'd falsehood and base forgery?
JOHN MILTON For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because tho...
BIBLE And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus
whom thou persecutest: it is hard ...
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COLIN TREVORROW Was it not told my lord what I did when Jezebel slew the prophets of the LORD, how I hid an hundred ...
BIBLE What mare's nest hast thou found?
FRANCIS BEAUMONT AND JOHN FLETCHER Give them, O LORD: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying womb and dry breasts.
BIBLE My Lord! make me keep up prayer and from my offspring (too), O our Lord, and accept my prayer. (Abra...
QURAN And Moses said unto the LORD, Wherefore hast thou afflicted thy servant? and wherefore have I not fo...
BIBLE Yet let me kiss my lord before I die, / And let me die with kissing of my lord.
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