My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

I identify with women more than men. I guess I have a strong feminine side.

Are You Gonna Go My Way?

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.