My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it.


One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is by building more prisons. That’s what makes the US so great. That’s what freedom is all about.


I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope.


It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you.

I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts itself.


When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose.