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Related Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed! I ARE Here's a top tip: get hold of a hardback edition of one of these pompous books, cut out the middle c... A. CRETAN You often love someone not for what they are, but for what you are when you are with them. JEFFREY FRY I read real books. On paper. You know, those printed books? I feel like this is the last thing I do ... GARY SHTEYNGART Don't get me wrong: I can and do waste time on the Internet with the best of them, but in some r... JONATHAN DEE We live in the last days, in the cold hearted and self centred world where people like you for what ... EUGINIA HERLIHY I write fiction not for my readers and not for myself. I write fiction for the sake of those odd her... NICHOLAS TRANDAHL I am not sure they are ready for that at this stage of their transformation. I would like them to sa... GRANT SALIGARI My fashion is part of who I am, and though I was not born with these clothes on, I was born this way... LADY GAGA I was fresh out of drama school and had no idea what I was doing. They hustled me along and Bill Cos... MICHAEL WEATHERLY Why does man not see things? He is himself standing in the way: he conceals things. FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE I cannot remember a time when I was not in love with them--with the books themselves, cover and bind... EUDORA WELTY In the private sector if somebody is not happy with a job, and they do not think they are being comp... JASON BAKER Shannon is on track to set a new school, in-career scoring average record. I am going to miss both t... BUD NASON When the whole world reads your books, is there any other happiness for a writer? I am happy that my... ORHAN PAMUK This is the image from which he was born...... Characters are not born, like people, of woman; they ... MILAN KUNDERA Books are masters who instruct us without rods or ferules, without words or anger, without bread or ... RICHARD DE BURY I feast on wine and bread, and feasts they are. MICHELANGELO For what are myths if not the imposing of order on phenomena that do not possess order in themselves... STANISłAW LEM It had been startling and disappointing to me to find out that story books had been written by peopl... EUDORA WELTY Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglass... LADY GAGA I am so happy for Tom and Cindy, and I am grateful that they can now put this two-year saga behind t... CHARLES FELDMANN I, a singular proper noun, would go on, if always in a conditional tense. JOHN GREEN I got on my bike in 12th and that's my make-up time, ... The bike today was a personal-record for me... DAVE FOLEY They are continuing to try to do an end around on the Florida delegation. I am not pleased. JEFF MILLER No printed word, nor spoken plea can teach young minds what they should be. Not all the books on all... RUDYARD KIPLING Each of my novels has come from a different place, and the processes are not always entirely conscio... CHIMAMANDA NGOZI ADICHIE My characters are always on the outside; the spotlight's not on them. But they do get somewhere. JEANETTE WINTERSON Their problem is [LHS] don't want to follow the law. And when I complain they are doing something wr... JOSEPH FRANK You will see Bill Cosby on steroids, RUSSELL SIMMONS I do like not knowing where I'm going, wandering in strange woods, whistling and following bread... TILDA SWINTON Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cos... BILL COSBY On this road there are no godspoke men. They are gone and I am left and they have taken with them th... CORMAC MCCARTHY I do not write for this generation. I am writing for other ages. If this could read me, they would b... JOSE RIZAL I am very comfortable fighting southpaw, ... both my right and left hands are powerful. My ability t... ANDRE WARD Let me just go on record and say this: I am not for decreasing the minimum wage. LINDA MCMAHON I do not belong to this world. I continue to write everything in longhand. If I have to see somethin... ELIE WIESEL If I think back on the books to which I have devoted my entire life, I am most surprised by those mo... ORHAN PAMUK Whenever I go to Germany I find that my readers have T-shirts with my book covers printed on them. T... CECELIA AHERN I am not afraid... I was born to do this. JOAN OF ARC I am not afraid
I was born to do this. JOAN OF ARC I am not afraid…I was born to do this. JOAN OF ARC The internet means record companies have to fight a bit harder. I think the bands are probably in a ... LAURENCE BELL Russian literature has a sinister streak, and I think that influence is very evident on this record.... DIEGO GARCIA This way people can get to know I am not the bitch they think I am [on appearing on IACGMOOH] NATALIE APPLETON Courtney was right we really do need to work on ball placement. For a while when I talked to my kids... MARIANNE BRETSCHNEIDER Electronic books are ideal for people who value the information contained in them, or who have visio... JOE QUEENAN I have all my life been on my guard against the information conveyed by the sense of hearing -- it b... MARY WORTLEY MONTAGU I found out a long time ago that if I indulged by stuffing my face with great food, lying about read... RAQUEL WELCH Customers are not happy. I am not happy; we are losing money. And we are here for the customers, and... RIAZ AHMED I love receiving letters from students who are excited to participate in AIM. They work really hard ... KATHY ELY Lovingly crafted and super-creative cupcakes are not exactly on tap in my household after a full day... EMILY OSTER Sometimes the things in our heads are far worse than anything they could put in books or on film!! C.K. WEBB My impression is that these are constructive observations, not bow shots. I think they are simply tr... MICHAEL HOGAN Cops aren't really your friends, they are trying to be your friends but they are not.... DEYTH BANGER I'm so happy and thankful for all the wonderful friends I have found on this planet. My goal for tom... GREG MATTHEWS I consider this group of trainers our peers in sports medicine, ... because they are on the front li... CHRIS RICH This was just a sad, bad accident. I do not believe they did this on purpose. I have been feeding Di... ANN BLISS I will support my party when they are right on an issue, but am not afraid to stand up to party boss... DARLENE SENGER Race, class, childhood experience, the books I found on my mother's bookshelf, the albums I foun... RASHID JOHNSON I am not better than you because of my religion, color, culture, education, status, wealth, etc. I a... NAJWA ZEBIAN The House Republican managers are seeking to expand and extend this proceeding for one reason: they ... GREGORY CRAIG It has become harder and harder to find books on a monthly basis that I feel absolutely compelled to... OPRAH WINFREY Why not? This is what I was born to do. Danger is my middle name. [on a helicopter rope ladder chall... JOE PASQUALE I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not. MATTHEW PERRY All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he learned was million. , ON PITCHER FERNANDO VALENZUELA I am against changing my body to become better. I am not against implants, I have a lot of girlfrien... SUMMER ALTICE I found my sound early on. Look at U2: they haven't changed their music for 20 years. Anyway, many p... JOAN ARMATRADING My parents even let me switch schools, to leave my regular school to go to the producer's school... MARTIN GARRIX For my happy relationships...they are truly formulated in a deeply intimate, trust-BUILT, character-... TRACEY BOND I have made up my mind to say my say. I shall do it kindly, distinctly; but I am going to do it. I k... ROBERT G. INGERSOLL He told me that when you record a love song, there is no better song for people to relate to. My fir... JOSH TURNER I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record. EMINEM Celebrity children's books don't sell based on whether they are good or not. They sell based on whet... DEBORAH STEVENSON I was told by my mom when I was very young not to drink and to make good decisions so for those who ... ANDRE WILLIAMS They are the Chinese heroes. I am happy for their performance and the result is not the most importa... HE ZHENLIANG My mom was born in Mexico, she's been here ever since she was 16 and I'm here for her because I don'... AMBROSIO GARCIA Subtitles are not key to film appreciation, but they are important for attracting a wider audience. ... KITTISAK SUWANAPHOKHIN The reason teaching has to go on is that children are not born human; they are made so. JACQUES BARZUN They may have told you that you are useless but I am here to give you a better report about you: You... D.S. MASHEGO If you are as happy, my dear sir, on entering this house as I am in leaving it and returning home, y... JAMES BUCHANAN They represent everybody. All the greats. Bill Cosby - one of my heroes. Now me? This is so incredib... JAKE SHIMABUKURO I am oblique; I think that has to do with my own nature. I like trying to do things which work on ma... ALAN J. PAKULA When I was in high school, I got bullied through social media - on the Internet, on my Facebook. Tha... ALEXIA FAST I just want to make sure that they feel comfortable that I am ready to take these folks on, that I a... CLAIRE MCCASKILL It is a profound and necessary truth that the deep things in science are not found because they are ... J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER I negotiate my deals with a loaded shotgun. They were not on the set of the film. JIM JARMUSCH I figured out that I'm better off not explaining how and why I do the things that I do. If people ca... VIRGIL KALYANA MITTATA IORDACHE I never seek controversy or foresee it for my pictures. I take a personal stand, and perhaps because... OTTO PREMINGER I really went back through a lot of the dark corridors of my life in this. I wanted people to know w... LISA MARIE PRESLEY Leaders who do not act dialogically, but insist on imposing their decisions, do not organize the peo... PAULO FREIRE It's just hell on earth down there, ... I know my family's story is not the worst. I am forever grat... JENNIFER CLARK My brothers always like to believe that my father pampered me and I am spoilt. While it is not true,... SONAKSHI SINHA I am not unaware how unpopular on this floor are the sentiments I am about to advocate. BENJAMIN F. WADE Living composers writing for big band are very few and far between. There are not a lot of them, and... CARLA BLEY [Because] experts are too good at what they do, ... Amateurs are always striving ... This book is ba... ANNA JOHNSON Because they cannot take responsibility for their decisions, powerless people are relegated to react... DANNY SILK If politicians continue to promote separatism in Australia, they should not continue to hold their s... PAULINE HANSON I am very happy when people write that they have worn out my books, or that they are held together b... RICHARD SCARRY They wanted me in on this and I would not get in on this because I didn't think it was legal. FRANK DENTON
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