My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.
WOODY ALLEN I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
COLIN TREVORROW I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR ...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who d...
ADAM LEVIN Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT One regret dear world, that I am determined not to have when I am lying on my deathbed is that I did...
HAFIZ OF PERSIA Life is never all one thing. It bounces around. Certainly, my own life has. Look at Woody Allen'...
TIM O'BRIEN My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL I do not regret one moment of my life.
LILLIE LANGTRY The only thing I really recommend, if you're starting out in stand-up is to not try to copy anyb...
ELLEN DEGENERES Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favor...
ZOE LISTER-JONES I am not the type who sits back and accepts life. That's someone else not me.
JAMES HOLZIER If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE Very few people have actually read Freud, but everyone seems prepared to talk about him in that Wood...
BILLY COLLINS I don't feel that it is necessary to know exactly what I am. The main interest in life and work is t...
MICHEL FOUCAULT Your principal motive on a movie set is to get the film made, but on a Woody Allen set, there's ...
REBECCA HALL If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn...
ANTONY SHER A customer who often comes to my restaurant and always enchants me for his simplicity, shyness and s...
ARRIGO CIPRIANI If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY I love who I am and I love my life, but if I could be someone else, I'd be Beyonce in two second...
DAKOTA FANNING The process of filmmaking is very musical, you get into the rhythm and the rhythmics of how someone ...
CHARLOTTE RAMPLING I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
J. HELLER I don't regret the moments I spent with you,
I just regret the moments we could have been spending n...
ROBERT ANDREWS I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
NATHAN HALE I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
NATHAN HALE I wanted to work with Mike Leigh. I had my list of British people I wanted to work with, and I wante...
CARMEN EJOGO I am not bitter, I have just been used a bit,taken for a fool.lied to by the one i loved.I regret th...
TANICA S HALL After working with Woody Allen, sharing screen space with De Niro was a dream come true.
ANUPAM KHER Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN The regret of my life is that I have not said 'I love you' often enough.
YOKO ONO My major regret in life is that my childhood was unnecessarily lonely.
TRUMAN CAPOTE I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN I am a big fan of the old Howard Hawks films from the 30s and 40s, I was a big Hepburn and Tracey fa...
EDWARD BURNS I am not celebrity rich, but I have a job, therefore I can help someone else in need, really, it's n...
CHARMAINE J FORDE The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhar...
ELLEN DEGENERES I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
ANONYMOUS Woody Allen movies notwithstanding, therapy, in the early eighties, was not exactly a hot conversati...
DAN HILL While I am impulsive in many areas of my life, marriage is not one of them.
NEIL STRAUSS I spend my working life pretending to be someone else.
ANDREW LINCOLN I will not have my life narrowed down. I will not bow down to somebody else's whim or to someone...
BELL HOOKS My circumstances do not make me what I am, they reveal who I have
chosen to be. (from James Allen).
WAYNE DYER I am my own biggest critic. Before anyone else has criticized me, I have already criticized myself. ...
C. JOYBELL C. The statement "I can not live without you" is simply ludicrous. One is able to live without that cer...
DUY NGUYEN I recognize my physical limitations, but I am an actor who is able to transform himself into someone...
EVERETT MCGILL I take one day at a time. I am not someone to define my goals.
VIDYA BALAN New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody A...
RADHA MITCHELL I'm a big fan of 'Woody Allen' movies, so I like all the actresses in his movies like ...
EMILY PERKINS But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD I'm such a big fan of Woody Allen. I once tried staying at the same hotel as him, hoping I would...
DEEPIKA PADUKONE I believe that we all have something to share with someone else that can better someone else's l...
J. R. MARTINEZ One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.
PETER MARSHALL One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.
ROY CROFT One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.
ARGENTINE PROVERB My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
DENIS LEARY But in this case, he had my cell phone and my phone was ringing and I had just come back from Austra...
RADHA MITCHELL Gucci for me is finished, over and gone, ... That was another chapter in my life, it's over. I am on...
TOM FORD I've never regretted not having children. My mindset in that regard has been constant. I objecte...
ROBERT SMITH I want to get comfortable with my insecurities until I am no longer insecure. I want to be comfortab...
DAMIEN RICE When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that 'he may tarry,' we see the origin of every ...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS What I love is dropping into someone else's life and exploring it.
RACHEL MCADAMS I don't mind talking about 'what might have been,' but I am not one to doubt or regret m...
LARRY WILCOX I am not someone who sacrifice all for the cinema, my life will be always more important.
NATALIE PORTMAN Whatever one does, someone is always happy...then again, someone else is not pleased
ARLEABELLE Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as n...
JUDITH VIORST The great regret of my life is that I didn't have children.
CHARLIE ROSE I am not someone who is ashamed of my past. I'm actually really proud. I know I made a lot of mi...
DREW BARRYMORE Life is not a competition. No one has to lose for someone else to win. A true blessing blesses every...
DONNA GODDARD If a good mother is one who loves her child more than anyone else in the world, I am not a good moth...
AYELET WALDMAN I would love to have a long and serious conversation with the Pope. And Woody Allen, whom I have nev...
CHARLIE ROSE Being disappointed is one thing and being discouraged is something else. I am disappointed but I am ...
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS Everything around me is evaporating. My whole life, my memories, my imagination and its contents, my...
FERNANDO PESSOA It seems that our politicians see the world in black and white, so why not our artists? Did Woody Al...
ALEXANDER PAYNE Well, obviously I was excited by the idea that Woody Allen was going to direct it. But at the same t...
RADHA MITCHELL People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, '...
MIRANDA HART I, for one, am profoundly grateful to feel the hand of God at work in my life. But at the beginning ...
CHARITY SUNSHINE TILLEMANN-DICK My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
DENIS LEARY The act of thinking and interpreting is so central to Judaism that it makes more sense that we'v...
TONY KUSHNER And for a moment―for a split second―everything else falls away, the whole pattern and order of m...
LAUREN OLIVER I reject the notion that thinness is the goal, that thin = better—that I am an unfinished thing an...
LINDY WEST People regret not achieving enough success in life, they should regret missing many opportunities in...
AMIT KALANTRI Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble ...
JUDITH VIORST Woody Allen has done some excellent serious movies, too, like Crimes And Misdemeanors. Very overlook...
DAVID ZUCKER Growing up, my two favorite books were Woody Allen's 'Side Effects' and Phyllis Diller...
JILL DAVIS My goal in life is to make decisions that minimize regrets. I don't regret anything I've don...
JAKE PAVELKA For much of my life, I existed in a condition of regret, a regret that was contemporaneous with expe...
GREG BAXTER I would have preferred someone else to have been in charge of rescuing this story, but once again li...
CARLOS RUIZ ZAFóN What I regret most in my life are failures of kindness.
GEORGE SAUNDERS My personal life is lived as 'me,' but my professional life is lived as other people. In oth...
WALLACE SHAWN I guarantee it won't be easy. I guarantee that at one point or another, one of us is going to want t...
ROY CROFT I understand aggressiveness in only one way: being prepared to hurt yourself, not someone else.
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