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My plan is to have a theatre in some small town or something and I'll be manager. Ill be the crazy old movie guy.


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MAIKA MONROE I enjoy the TV series 'Dexter,' where there's a reason for every kill. Quentin Tarantino...
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DAVID CARRADINE I've featured in some soundtracks in the past, and I would love to do more. I love great soundtr...
ELIZA DOOLITTLE Quentin Tarantino and Sam Jackson are the reasons I'm an actor.
ATO ESSANDOH I really want to work in a movie with Quentin Tarantino. I think he makes fantastic movies. I love p...
DANIELLA ALONSO I've met a lot of people since I was around four years old, some really big ones along the way, ...
LARRY BISHOP I'm a small-town girl, and it'll never be beaten out of me.
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JAMIE FOXX I've always tried to not let movie, television or theatre be all that my life is about. I've...
DAVID MORSE To be, or not to be, that is the question.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I want to do films and have my name mentioned next to Wes Anderson and Quentin Tarantino. I don'...
TYLER, THE CREATOR Quentin Tarantino is a genius. I want to do every single film with him.
VANESSA FERLITO My home town is very small and very remote and we don't have a movie house.
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SIMONE BILES I'm the most optimistic guy about VR out there. I have crazy visions of what we'll be doing ...
PALMER LUCKEY I love Quentin Tarantino; I love Harmony Korine, Larry Clarke.
HALSEY The thing is, making movies as an actress, you learn so many things. Like when you're making a m...
MELANIE LAURENT In the early '90s, when those little art films started coming out, we were introduced to Quentin...
RON PERLMAN I would love to work with Quentin Tarantino - he's my number one. My ultimate. I would love to w...
KIRSTEN DUNST What makes most people comfortable is some sort of sense of nostalgia. I grew up in a small town, an...
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
JEAN-LUC GODARD I sure hope there will be more theatre on television and in the movie theaters. I do have to say, th...
LONNY PRICE To some people I'll always be the bad guy.
KEVIN MITNICK I'd be much more likely to watch the latest Tarantino movie than to listen to a Mahler symphony.
SIMON RATTLE Many people have vied to become the third Weinstein brother, and I'm not sure why, but that dist...
BOB WEINSTEIN I'll die a crazy old man!
CONOR MCGREGOR A script arrived, and on the front cover - scrawled really big, as if it were a book report - is ...
DENNIS CHRISTOPHER I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He's...
ELLEN DEGENERES Do I have the courage of being a ruthless man to myself with the complete knowledge on my manner or ...
FEREIDOON YAZDI Quentin Tarantino is interested in watching somebody's ear getting cut off; David Lynch is intereste...
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE Quentin Tarantino is controlled insanity, I would say. He's very loud and fun. I don't think...
ROSE MCGOWAN Quentin Tarantino is a hip-hop artist. I told him, 'You're hip-hop!' You keep seeing sur...
JAMIE FOXX The Rev Righi is very satisfied and moved. He is an old, small-town parish priest who never would ha...
SEVERO BRUNO My looks vary, but I definitely think about it and plan. I like to shop, too, so I'm always mixi...
J. R. SMITH He was the kind of guy who would be comfortable in a place liked this. Gene is a small-town guy.
GARY RUE There's no one out there like Quentin Tarantino. His films have a signature look, and they never...
SAOIRSE RONAN I'm not as successful as Pixar or Dreamworks, and that is disappointing to me, because I think m...
BILL PLYMPTON I don't think a professional agent or theatre manager would say my career had gone as well as pe...
RON MOODY Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i...
JOSEPH CONRAD I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff's going to be dra...
JIMMY FALLON To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.
GOLDA MEIR To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is.
JOHNNY RICH Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy

"To go outside, and there perchance to stay
Or to re...
HENRY N. BEARD To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
TOM ROBBINS Quentin Tarantino was fantastic. I mean, he can be almost unbearable as a person. At a party, you ca...
PHIL LAMARR Then all of a sudden, Quentin Tarantino comes along and puts a song from 40 years ago in one of his ...
NANCY SINATRA The fact I even get an opportunity to make one album is crazy. But if all goes to plan, I'll get...
VANCE JOY I'm such a horror geek, comic geek and action figure geek. I'm inspired by so much - from Hu...
COREY TAYLOR I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, lookin...
JOHNNY DEPP My first role was in the George Gershwin musical 'Crazy for You' at the Orlando Repertory Th...
AUBREY PEEPLES Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo...
GERMANY KENT There will be no funeral! Before I get too old and ill, I'll go to South America and live among ...
BRIAN BLESSED I have to do something with my mind, or I'll get in trouble.
VINCE MCMAHON Quentin Tarantino asked me to work with him but there is no way I am going to do that while Matthew ...
CLAUDIA SCHIFFER In a city, there's more room to be, where in a small town, you have to squish yourself down a li...
HALSEY I saw Cate Blanchett in 'Big and Small,' and it was mind-blowing. The fact that she can do t...
LILY JAMES A team will take on its manager's personality. If it's a laid back manager, you'll have ...
PETE ROSE When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the street...
LARRY DAVID I've never played a Dane in a movie. I've had offers to be in Danish movies, including for s...
VIGGO MORTENSEN may not have some of the necessities to be, let's say, a field manager, or perhaps a general manager...
AL CAMPANIS I don't have a game plan. I have no idea what I'll be doing next.
MICHAEL CRISTOFER I think that no matter whether you're Quentin Tarantino or any other kind of a rebel, or whateve...
ROBERT OSBORNE When I do a horror or a fantasy film it all boils down to something in the script that surprises me....
LANCE HENRIKSEN Don't be a time manager, be a priority manager. Cut your major goals into bite-sized pieces. Eac...
DENIS WAITLEY I'll always be Chinese first. It probably isn't politically correct to say or something that...
EDDIE HUANG What's the fun in approaching something closed-minded? I'm very specific; if dialogue is too...
WILL ROTHHAAR I am beyond thrilled to be hitting the road with 'Singin' in the Rain.' As a huge fan of...
MAXWELL CAULFIELD You're not going to get off the couch and be at some amazing fast pace or burn crazy amounts of ...
JENNIE FINCH My manager's biggest dream is for me to be on Letterman. She says, 'Oh, Maggie, will you pro...
MAGGIE Q It'd be great to do some other TV. 'Breaking Bad' is definitely my home, but I'd lov...
BETSY BRANDT Not everyone has the time to be normal.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA If I could meet Quentin Tarantino, I don't know if I'd just ask him one question. I'd pr...
MADISON DAVENPORT Sometimes I'll write without the guitar or the piano, but most of the time I'll be playing a...
JOHN DARNIELLE [Devito, with the help of director Quentin Tarantino, persuaded the actor to make this one.] He coul...
JOHN TRAVOLTA I grew up in a small town where everyone wanted to be the same or look the same and was afraid to be...
KATE BOSWORTH In about 50 years, I don't plan on being the old guy who refuses to get into a self driven car. I pl...
MANJUNAN GNANARATNAM It's a funny thing. I'll be in my home town of Columbus at a restaurant or something, and th...
TYLER JOSEPH I haven't done as many films as I would have liked. A lot of my contemporaries have done more. I...
DAN STEVENS I'll live a lush life in some small dive.
BILLY STRAYHORN My agent says that I'm a 'repeat business guy.' If you hire me to come do a movie, I'...
DEAN CAIN What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?
FREDDIE MERCURY Tyrone, I think they're taking to festivals. I don't know which festivals it will be at. It&...
ETHAN SUPLEE My old manager of the Irish National Theatre said 'Don't worry about being a star, just worr...
COLM MEANEY You are a new guy in town. The first thing you have do is to be exist, even if you have to experienc...
TOBA BETA The movie, 'Remember the Titans,' is my favorite movie, staring Denzel Washington. I love th...
MICHAEL IRVIN I like the way Quentin Tarantino creates a scene using a series of close-ups or showing very cool im...
MASASHI KISHIMOTO I wish there was a bar I could send opposing teams to and get them hammered or something - I could t...
ROGER CLEMENS You can't always wait for the guys at the top. Every manager at every level in the organization ...
BOB ANDERSON Everybody wants to be a better version of themselves - everybody. And I hope one day I can lose some...
BILLY GARDELL I come from the theatre; my bones are in the theatre. It's as natural as breathing to want to be...
KENNETH BRANAGH If I feel like a night in, or if I have an early plane to catch, I like to make some chai tea and sn...
CYRILLE AIMEE I will never wear something I'm not comfortable in, and if I do, you'll see it in my face, a...
ALIA BHATT When I first saw a Fellini movie, I came out of the movie theatre and decided to become a lawyer! I ...
ROBERTO BENIGNI I could be 100 years old and in my rocker, but I'll still be very proud that I was part of the &...
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QUENTIN CRISP When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up a...
QUENTIN CRISP The thing we often forget to talk about, or perhaps we take for granted, is our country's dazzli...
QUENTIN BRYCE The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appa...
QUENTIN CRISP It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be ...
QUENTIN CRISP Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.
QUENTIN CRISP The aboriginal women leaders of Papunya - the Papunya Artists - performed a dance for me: the Honey ...
QUENTIN BRYCE For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
QUENTIN CRISP Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?
QUENTIN CRISP The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
QUENTIN CRISP Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of tw...
QUENTIN CRISP Decency...must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who succeed see...
QUENTIN CRISP Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that i...
QUENTIN CRISP The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now so...
QUENTIN CRISP One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
QUENTIN CRISP The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is...
QUENTIN CRISP There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any wor...
QUENTIN CRISP I don't hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned
QUENTIN CRISP Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disast...
QUENTIN CRISP Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
QUENTIN CRISP Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
QUENTIN CRISP Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you underst...
QUENTIN CRISP The young always have the same problem -- how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now s...
QUENTIN CRISP Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
QUENTIN CRISP The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy
QUENTIN CRISP Turning a broken process into a “non-negotiable” standard does not a good procedure make.
QUENTIN BRAUN It takes more than talking points and consultative knowhow. What sets apart a legitimate and compete...
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