My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?