It's happy but sad. Your stomach just kind of turns in knots ... I'm just so pleased.
CHARLES TOMLIN It's happy but sad. Your stomach just kind of turns up in knots. It's some justice for what happened...
CHARLES TOMLIN If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?
LILY TOMLIN When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN Every time you make a typo the errorists win.
LILY TOMLIN When you want something really bad, crying for it isn't going to work nearly as good as complaining!
LILY TOMLIN The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
LILY TOMLIN Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
LILY TOMLIN I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complet...
LILY TOMLIN Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
LILY TOMLIN How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
LILY TOMLIN I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at...
LILY TOMLIN The best revenge is massive success.
LILY TOMLIN We're all in this alone.
LILY TOMLIN Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
LILY TOMLIN I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLIN For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLIN Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLIN Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's t...
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
LILY TOMLIN We are all in this together, by ourselves.
LILY TOMLIN Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket
LILY TOMLIN Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
LILY TOMLIN If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not co...
LILY TOMLIN Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
LILY TOMLIN We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
LILY TOMLIN Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It'...
LILY TOMLIN I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
LILY TOMLIN Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wi...
LILY TOMLIN The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
LILY TOMLIN I think my politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many differ...
LILY TOMLIN If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
LILY TOMLIN The road to success is always under construction
LILY TOMLIN What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLIN Thank God kids never mean well
LILY TOMLIN If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
LILY TOMLIN Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
LILY TOMLIN Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's ...
LILY TOMLIN I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLIN If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
LILY TOMLIN It was just a funny notion about everything. We were lucky that Jane had such a passion for it and s...
LILY TOMLIN After all, in private we're all misfits.
LILY TOMLIN When we talk to God we are praying; when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic.
LILY TOMLIN [The show is billed as] An Evening of Classic Lily Tomlin. ... The Search for Signs of Intelligent L...
LILY TOMLIN Certainly, Aaron wrote a real interesting character to begin with,
LILY TOMLIN Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLIN I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLIN The best mind-altering drug is truth
LILY TOMLIN It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain
LILY TOMLIN What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too re...
LILY TOMLIN Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes the...
LILY TOMLIN No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up
LILY TOMLIN The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
LILY TOMLIN Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizoph...
LILY TOMLIN For fast acting relief, try slowing down
LILY TOMLIN The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN After all, in private we’re all misfits.
LILY TOMLIN Just remember, we're all in this alone.
LILY TOMLIN Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wit...
LILY TOMLIN Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.
LILY TOMLIN His artistry soars to heights of sublime silliness and divine absurdity.
LILY TOMLIN What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLIN Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
LILY TOMLIN We're the phone company. We don't care. We don't have to.
LILY TOMLIN Music connects with the soul. I think it's the quickest art form to the soul.
CHRIS TOMLIN There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthe...
LILY TOMLIN Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schi...
LILY TOMLIN I always wanted to be something, but now I see I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination
LILY TOMLIN All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLIN I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old...
LILY TOMLIN We're still discussing that with LPGA. In the meantime, they've said that the provision is optional ...
DAVE TOMLIN Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
LILY TOMLIN Isn't it interesting that in Acts 11, at the end of verse 26, it says, "The disciples were called Ch...
CHRIS TOMLIN Bob has done a good job as one vote on our City Council. But he's only one vote.
DON TOMLIN I think we always kind of look forward to seeing each other. Dolly and Jane are both so kind of opti...
LILY TOMLIN I didn't pick this. It kind of picked me. As a kid, I would pray to [God] and ask what He wanted me ...
CHRIS TOMLIN I tried out in college for the singing group and the director said 'You'll do anything in life but s...
CHRIS TOMLIN Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it
LILY TOMLIN Remember we're all in this alone
LILY TOMLIN If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less
LILY TOMLIN Teflon brain - nothing sticks
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo...
LILY TOMLIN Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're s...
LILY TOMLIN I never officially came out in any kind of really public way. I just always lived very simply and op...
LILY TOMLIN Yeah. If I looked as good as Jane, I would, too!
LILY TOMLIN I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLIN We don’t live in our fears. We live in our hopes.
MIKE TOMLIN The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLIN Bull Street is more residential.
DON TOMLIN The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN One thing we have to do is beat them. (Princeton) won't beat themselves, and I don't think we'll bea...
RYAN TOMLIN If you can't be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLIN AP has been fighting for this information since the fall of 2004.
DAVE TOMLIN We've had some good discussion with LPGA. As a result of those discussions, it looks to us now that ...
DAVE TOMLIN We've had some good discussions with the LPGA. As a result of those discussions, it looks to us now ...
DAVE TOMLIN We've had some good discussion with LPGA. As a result of those discussions, it looks to us now that ...
DAVE TOMLIN We're grateful to have a decision at last that keeping prisoner identities secret is against the pub...
DAVE TOMLIN AP has been fighting for this information since the fall of 2004. We're grateful to have a decision ...
DAVE TOMLIN Many of these detainees are begging for the world to know where they are. The court was right to rej...
DAVE TOMLIN Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
LILY TOMLIN The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
LILY TOMLIN They're an outstanding team and there is a reason that they are seeded No. 2.
LANA TOMLIN The first-half turnovers killed us. We were not disciplined with the ball.
LANA TOMLIN I was very frustrated with my team throughout the game. (Hesperia Christian) was well prepared for u...
LANA TOMLIN I wanted to be in the top eight. Obviously we would have liked to be a little higher, but moving up ...
LANA TOMLIN I don't know too much about a lot of the teams, but I think that we can go deep.
LANA TOMLIN Rachel was on fire. She was exploding to the basket and was not shy about getting position and going...
LANA TOMLIN Ashley is an all-around player, but we can always count on her on the offensive end. If her outside ...
LANA TOMLIN The girls set their goals very high and have accomplished two of them.
LANA TOMLIN Until the end of the game I knew that we had attempted only one free throw shot all night. And I tol...
LANA TOMLIN We are leveraging RSS (Really Simple Syndication) technology to provide wide and reliable distributi...
JEFF TOMLIN At Lake Norman, you can really catch 'em in February; at Lake Hickory, you have to wait until March ...
JEFF TOMLIN It allows them to play fast.
MIKE TOMLIN He will take the blame (if things go wrong). He's never one time made an excuse of anybody else. He'...
RYAN TOMLIN Friendship is an arrangement by which we undertake to exchange small favors for big ones.
CHARLES You should encourage a child to show off. You can say to a child, 'Stop being rude,' 'St...
CHARLES DANCE No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it to anyone else.
CHARLES DICKENS How sweet it is to learn the Savior's love when nobody else loves us! When friends flee, what a ...
CHARLES SPURGEON Cast away your sloth, your lethargy, your coldness, or whatever interferes with your chaste and pure...
CHARLES SPURGEON 'You are no saint,' says the devil. Well, if I am not, I am a sinner, and Jesus Christ came ...
CHARLES SPURGEON None are more unjust in their judgments of others than those who have a high opinion of themselves.
CHARLES SPURGEON Wisdom is the right use of knowledge. To know is not to be wise. Many men know a great deal, and are...
CHARLES SPURGEON A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you...
CHARLES SPURGEON Free will carried many a soul to hell, but never a soul to heaven.
CHARLES SPURGEON Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explai...
CHARLES SAATCHI Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entir...
CHARLES DICKENS In architecture the idea degenerated. Design allows a more direct and pleasurable route.
CHARLES EAMES We work because it's a chain reaction, each subject leads to the next.
CHARLES EAMES It is not easy to do something good, but it is extremely difficult to do something bad.
CHARLES EAMES Ideas are cheap. Always be passionate about ideas and communicating those ideas and discoveries to o...
CHARLES EAMES To whom does design address itself: to the greatest number, to the specialist of an enlightened matt...
CHARLES EAMES It is almost impossible to reconcile self expression with the creative act.
CHARLES EAMES It makes me feel guilty that anybody should have such a good time doing what they are supposed to do...
CHARLES EAMES The real questions are: Does it solve a problem? Is it serviceable? How is it going to look in ten y...
CHARLES EAMES Who ever said that pleasure wasn't functional?
CHARLES EAMES Art resides in the quality of doing, process is not magic.
CHARLES EAMES Choose your corner, pick away at it carefully, intensely and to the best of your ability and that wa...
CHARLES EAMES Having a bunch of cats around is good. If you're feeling bad, you just look at the cats, you'...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI It is only the great hearted who can be true friends. The mean and cowardly, Can never know what tru...
CHARLES KINGSLEY Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships.
CHARLES SIMIC Sincerity makes the very least person to be of more value than the most talented hypocrite.
CHARLES SPURGEON Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that&...
CHARLES MINGUS The possessors of wealth can scarcely be indifferent to processes which, nearly or remotely have bee...
CHARLES BABBAGE Some kinds of nails, such as those used for defending the soles of coarse shoes, called hobnails, re...
CHARLES BABBAGE The accumulation of skill and science which has been directed to diminish the difficulty of producin...
CHARLES BABBAGE Telegraphs are machines for conveying information over extensive lines with great rapidity.
CHARLES BABBAGE The public character of every public servant is legitimate subject of discussion, and his fitness or...
CHARLES BABBAGE Surely, if knowledge is valuable, it can never be good policy in a country far wealthier than Tuscan...
CHARLES BABBAGE In England, the profession of the law is that which seems to hold out the strongest attraction to ta...
CHARLES BABBAGE Another mode of accumulating power arises from lifting a weight and then allowing it to fall.
CHARLES BABBAGE That the state of knowledge in any country will exert a directive influence on the general system of...
CHARLES BABBAGE The difference between a tool and a machine is not capable of very precise distinction; nor is it ne...
CHARLES BABBAGE The fatigue produced on the muscles of the human frame does not altogether depend on the actual forc...
CHARLES BABBAGE There are few circumstances which so strongly distinguish the philosopher, as the calmness with whic...
CHARLES BABBAGE In mathematics we have long since drawn the rein, and given over a hopeless race.
CHARLES BABBAGE The half minute which we daily devote to the winding-up of our watches is an exertion of labour almo...
CHARLES BABBAGE The economy of human time is the next advantage of machinery in manufactures.
CHARLES BABBAGE Whenever the work is itself light, it becomes necessary, in order to economize time, to increase the...
CHARLES BABBAGE At each increase of knowledge, as well as on the contrivance of every new tool, human labour becomes...
CHARLES BABBAGE A tool is usually more simple than a machine; it is generally used with the hand, whilst a machine i...
CHARLES BABBAGE If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
CHARLES DICKENS Nothing reflects so much honor on a workman as a trial of his work and its endurance of it. So it is...
CHARLES SPURGEON There is a mystique about psychiatry that people think that you have some kind of a magical lens, yo...
CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
CHARLES LINDBERGH I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.
CHARLES V One of the important things about temptation is, if I'm going to deal with it I'm going to h...
CHARLES STANLEY A Christian has no right being in a fight unless it's a spiritual fight.
CHARLES STANLEY A man can preach no better than he prays.
CHARLES STANLEY An unschooled man who knows how to meditate upon the Lord has learned far more than the man with the...
CHARLES STANLEY The Bible is clear that those who fail to heed the Lord's discipline - whether nations, cities, ...
CHARLES STANLEY Helping someone come to a saving knowledge of Christ is the greatest achievement possible.
CHARLES STANLEY In our friendships we have to be wise that we choose godly people to be our friends. Somebody might ...
CHARLES STANLEY Basically, there are two paths you can walk: faith or fear. It's impossible to simultaneously tr...
CHARLES STANLEY The bottom line in the Christian life is obedience and most people don't even like the word.
CHARLES STANLEY One of Satan's most deceptive and powerful ways of defeating us is to get us to believe a lie. A...
CHARLES STANLEY Earthly wisdom is doing what comes naturally. Godly wisdom is doing what the Holy Spirit compels us ...
CHARLES STANLEY Every test, every trial, every heartache that's been significant, I can turn it over and see how...
CHARLES STANLEY What if others suffer shipwreck, yet none that sail with Jesus have ever been stranded yet.
CHARLES SPURGEON You have to believe in a placebo or it won't work, but if it works, it's obviously working i...
CHARLES JENCKS Learning to read music in Braille and play by ear helped me develop a damn good memory.
RAY CHARLES Friendship is held to be the severest test of character. It is easy, we think, to be loyal to a fami...
CHARLES EASTMAN The Bible tells us that God will meet all our needs. He feeds the birds of the air and clothes the g...
CHARLES STANLEY The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI In the same way the sun never grows weary of shining, nor a stream of flowing, it is God's natur...
CHARLES SPURGEON It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in...
CHARLES DICKENS There's nothing like a jolly good disaster to get people to start doing something.
PRINCE CHARLES We can be tired, weary and emotionally distraught, but after spending time alone with God, we find t...
CHARLES STANLEY I take big risks, but I'm not reckless about it.
LARRY CHARLES Between calculated risk and reckless decision-making lies the dividing line between profit and loss.
CHARLES DUHIGG