My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

We don't want an America that is closed to the world. What we want is a world that is open to America.

Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war.

America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.