My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

I believe in reincarnation. In my last life I was a peasant. Next time around, I'd like to be an eagle. Who hasn't dreamed they could fly? They're a protected species, too.

I remember the first time going to St. Jude. I didn't like going there because the children were ill, and it just broke my heart. It makes you test your religion when you see something like that. But the Lord doesn't want just old people. You know, He wants some young people, too, and good people. He takes care of them. He takes care of them.

Now everyone wants their wives and kids to have cell phones for security reasons.

I think it's a wives' tale that there are a larger amount of suicides this time of year.