My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in.

For me and my wife, it was love at first sight.

About 25 years ago, my wife and I bought Kenny Loggins' house in Santa Barbara. It was way out of our price range, but we said, 'Screw it, let's go for it.' We've raised our family there. We overextended ourselves at the perfect time in our lives, and it worked out for the best.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

Normally, I love to go to the movies and when I see a character portrayed by different actors at different ages, it kind of pops a little bit for me. It brings me out of the movie experience. Now we have the technology to cure that.