My wife likes me to point out that she puts our daughter down to sleep more often than I do, which gives me time to write stupid books about it.

I've probably done more than a thousand interviews, and I can't remember what people asked me two months ago or two days ago.

All the kids from daycare are in dreamland.
The froggie has made his last leap.
Hell no you can't go to the bathroom.
You know where you can go?
The f**k to sleep.

America has not produced a more salient political musician than Gil Scott-Heron.

We had a kid. The kid was awesome. She didn't fall asleep easily. We complained about it. We got frustrated. But we didn't look for an out. We just accepted that this was part of parenting.

My daughter likes Korean drama more than I do.