Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

I haven't noticed any idiots here. I mean that in a good way.