Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.

Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.

Do you believe in fairies? Say quick that you believe. If you believe, clap your hands!

Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary?

Never interrupt your opponent when he's destroying himself.

When you're down and out, there's no meaner place to live than Hollywood. You can get away with your embezzlements and your lies and your murders, but you can never get away with failing.