Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

Pro golf is dull. It's a chorus line of blond towheads you can't even tell apart.

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.

Lloyd could get down in two from off the earth.

The golf swing is among the most stressful and unnatural acts in sports, short of cheering for the Yankees.

[Among these players, fierce competitiveness is a given. But rather than being an obstacle to closeness, it can be the glue, as long as it's mixed with admiration, humor and good chemistry.] Everybody always wants to win, but it's never a problem among the people who make you feel like you did when you were all kids just playing a game, ... There can be no room for jealousy if there is true friendship.