Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

Interestingly, bonobo percussionists prefer a tempo of 280 beats per minute, the syllabic rate at which most humans speak.

And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey