Never does one feel oneself so utterly helpless as in trying to speak comfort for great bereavement. I will not try it. Time is the only comforter for the loss of a mother.

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it

Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.

Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

It doesn't pay to say too much when you are mad enough to choke. For the word that stings the deepest is the word that is never spoke, Let the other fellow wrangle till the storm has blown away, then he'll do a heap of thinking about the things you didn't say.