Never floss with a stranger.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

Show business is - you're there by somebody's fluke. And as long as somebody likes you, and the show is going well, you're fine. I'd do anything. There's so much I want to do.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

I am furious about everything.

I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full thing. So I would go in maybe once every two or three years, and he'd do a little here, a little there; tweak you, like you tweak your car. Then I became the plastic surgery poster girl.