Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, 'Who do you think you are?'

Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Who do you think you are?"

I think there's something in the human psyche that we're titillated by the person who flies too close to the candle and their wings get singed.

I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids.

Never allow a person to tell you no who doesn't have the power to say yes.

You never say never, but I don't think I'd want to do a long-running series.