Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.

Never fall in love?"
"Always," said the count. "I am always in love.

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it.

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around.

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it.

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?