Never moon a werewolf.
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Never moon a werewolf.
MIKE BINDER The werewolf by the moon. The wererat by money. (Loup garou par la lune. - Rat garou par les thunes....
CHARLES DE LEUSSE Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr...
GAIL CARRIGER Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf.
CASSANDRA CLARE I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body."
"Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition."
"No,...
CARRIE VAUGHN What are you?' She asked. He shot her a brief glance and looked away. He stared at the scenery of th...
SHIRLEY A. MARTIN The moon will never lie to anyone. Be like the moon. No one hates the moon or wants to kill it. The ...
HENRY ROLLINS Stupid werewolf ninja sperm.
MOLLY HARPER I called. Why wasn't anyone here?"- Elena
We were here." Clay said. "Around, anyway. You should...
KELLEY ARMSTRONG Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
PATRICIA BRIGGS It turns out that I've become a pretty good werewolf actor. I'm going to have to try to get ...
KRIS HOLDEN-RIED There are two ways to write a werewolf novel - you can examine the genre conventions, or you can say...
GLEN DUNCAN Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Just when I was coping with the idea that I’d necked with a werewolf,” she muttered. “Just whe...
THEA HARRISON What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?
CARRIE VAUGHN A good heart is the sun and the moon; or, rather, the sun and not the moon, for it shines bright and...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE There's a moon in my body, but I can't see it!A moon and a sun.A drum never touched by hands, beatin...
KABIR What would I do without the moral compass of a teenage werewolf?
ILONA ANDREWS Fans have never recognized me before because I'm in newspaper and on radio, two things where I'm com...
WILL SHORTZ anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE Whoever a werewolf imprints on can’t be harmed. It’s their most absolute law.
BREAKING DAWN PART 1 The primal sin of those like myself, mes amis, is that because we were once people who acted like be...
GEMMA FILES I did this.
The sudden reality of the situation sets in and I know that not only will I kill ag...
BENJAMIN M. STROZYKOWSKI I'm not copying you!" Luke said. "A werewolf is totally different than a vampire! You're creepy all ...
FLYNN MEANEY Professor Lyall looked modestly proud. "I am considered a bit of an expert on the procreative practi...
GAIL CARRIGER There's a moon in my body, but I can't see it!
A moon and a sun.
A drum never touched by han...
KABIR Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAIN When I first discovered the moon, he said, I gave it a different name. But everyone kept calling it ...
BRIAN ANDREAS I wished on the moon, for something I never knew.
MICHELLE DALTON I can't change the way I'm made. I'm a performer, a singer, a werewolf, a sinner.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Fall down again, Bella?'
No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.
STEPHENIE MEYER I do flip between being chatty and argumentative - and being a psycho-loner werewolf.
PETER HAMMILL GOD IS ALWAYS WITH US HE'S NEVER TOOK A SICK DAY !
MITCHELL GREEN Everyone is like a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAIN Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody
MARK TWAIN For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
VIRGINIA WOOLF Graffiti is a pathetic attempt at anonymous recognition.
DALE ADAMS Aim for the stars and you'll make it to the moon. Aim for the moon and you'll never make it through ...
RAY BEDARD If you are looking for a silver bullet, be sure you are not the werewolf
YVES HANOULLE I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN Somehow, having a deer preside over the ceremony of a werewolf and a girl seems oddly appropriate.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER We have all seen werewolf transformations hundreds of times on screen.
GLEN DUNCAN I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK I don't know why anybody would look into an anonymous letter.
JOSEPH DINATALE Basis of society: anonymous sweat.
EMILE M. CIORAN I think we all have to fight the werewolf within us somehow.
WILL KEMP I will never be a morning person, for the moon and I are too much in love
CHRISTOPHER POINDEXTER You know, considering your IQ, you're really socially retarded sometimes.
SHANNON DELANY So, Cormac, have you ever dealt with a PMSing werewolf?'
No.'
Well, it's a real bitch...
CARRIE VAUGHN If you can read this, thank a teacher. -Anonymous teacher.
ANONYMOUS TEACHER I remember reading somewhere about an organization called Procrastinators Anonymous. I think they ha...
SOURCE UNKNOWN Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD Mama, Mama, help me get home
I'm out in the woods, I am out on my own.
I found me a werewo...
LAUREN OLIVER Christmas garland and a rock?" he said, a smile in his voice. "Why not an ornament?"
"Wol...
PATRICIA BRIGGS Damn it," I said. "I don't suppose you have any ideas on how to kill Littleton."
He smile...
PATRICIA BRIGGS Wolves eat coyotes," Gordon said[...] If he weren't an old man, I had some rude things I could have ...
PATRICIA BRIGGS You know," he said, "every time a vampire says he doesn't believe in lycanthropes, a werewolf bursts...
ELIZABETH BEAR I could make love with you until the moon decides to never glow again.
MELODY LEE I'm cut from a different cloth. I would never moon someone. I was raised in a good family.
FOXY BROWN I never really thought about how when I look at the moon, it's the same moon as Shakespeare and Mari...
SUSAN BETH PFEFFER I mean, I feel like I've been pretending I was a werewolf since I was a little kid.
JOE MANGANIELLO Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ANONYMOUS I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
BARACK OBAMA Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
LAURA PEDERSEN Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous,
DANIEL SOLOVE A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
ALBERT EINSTEIN A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
IRENE HANNON There was a very cautious man
Who never laughed or played
He never risked, he never tried,...
JOHN C. MAXWELL Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
UNKNOWN We keep it as anonymous as we can.
DOUGLAS MURPHY Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.
BAUVARD Self-respect can be a extension of your ego or a priceless virtue. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS She’d rather be anonymous in a big city than infamous in a small town.
LORELEI JAMES We've gotta reinvest in space travel. We should've never left the moon.
RAY BRADBURY I feel I'm anonymous in my work. When I look at the pictures, I never see myself; they aren'...
CINDY SHERMAN There is a side of the Moon which we never see, but that hidden half is as potent a factor in causin...
MAX HEINDEL Never," said Hagrid irritably, "try an' get a straight answer out of a centaur. Ruddy stargazers. No...
J.K. ROWLING She’d read somewhere that the definition of crazy was doing the same thing over and over but expec...
LAURELIN PAIGE Stupidity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result.
ELIEZER YUDKOWSKY Do you know the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different r...
GENA SHOWALTER My dad used to say the definition of stupidity was doing the same thing over and over again and expe...
DAVID ESTES 'Interview with a Vampire' is my all-time favorite. I also loved 'An American Werewolf i...
NELSAN ELLIS Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought...
BEN BRADLEE Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. -Anonymous (Greek Proverb).
GREEK PROVERB I'm in the fifth one, so I'm reading the book now. You know he's not a werewolf don't you? He's actu...
DAVID THEWLIS While I was writing 'The Last Werewolf,' I didn't watch any horror movies.
GLEN DUNCAN Tonight the sky was utterly black. Perhaps there was no moon tonight—a lunar eclipse, a new moon. ...
STEPHENIE MEYER Bran was the only person I knew who could use words like "blackguard" and make them sound like swear...
PATRICIA BRIGGS Sorry if I can't be the right monster for you Bella.
STEPHENIE MEYER Sam: “I—it’s—I’m not an animal.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Jason patted me on the back. “Tomorrow night we'll take you out chasing deer.”
“I thought...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON It was cold, dark & lonely in the great cathedral-like chambers, with only coffins and corpses f...
BILLIE-JO WILLIAMS Emma convinced herself she'd lost him because she was fast. She was also adept at convincing herself...
KRESLEY COLE Back the fuck off fluffy!
SETH TUCKER Bitten? You mean you're a-"
"A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, ...
CASSANDRA CLARE But even when the moon looks like it's waning...it's actually never changing shape. Don't ever forge...
AI YAZAWA There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
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