Never moon a werewolf.

The holidays are a rough time for the homeless, but it's a year-round problem we have to solve.

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

I just kind of went from being a standup, one-man band, to then kind of breezing back and working with other people. And now I'm just trying to be a legitimate guy who pays the rent, you know.

I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: I wanna know your name.

Never practice two vices at once.