Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.

Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times.

Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside.

When I was just starting out in the business, I used to love to watch Lorne Greene doing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I said right then, 'That's what I want to do someday,' and it's been one dream that has come true.