Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.

Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. -Peter Ustinov.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. -Laurence J. Peter.

Parenthood...It's about guiding the next generation, and forgiving the last.

It's explosive, it's infectious.

Around 5th and 6th grade I thought Dean Martin was the coolest guy in the world; he was a great singer, had his own television show and acted in movies.