Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get past around a minute, minute-and-a-half, I gotta get the f*** outta there.