New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

Sometimes when we think our lives are falling apart what we don’t see, is that they might just be falling into place.

Tip to out-of-town visitors: If you buy something here in New York and want to have it shipped home, be suspicious if the clerk tells you they don't need your name and address

Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

Without you everything falls apart. Without you it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.