Newborn babies can't do much on their own-
They can't eat or walk or talk on the phone-
But every parent is sure their creation is without a doubt a tremendous sensation.

It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love.

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

Love is for the birds.
Honey is for the bees.
And you, my special one.
Are the only one for me.

No babies went into that bottle!