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Hunter S. Thompson

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HUNTER S. THOMPSON Coming of age in a fascist police state will not be a barrel of fun for anybody, much less for peopl...
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DOUGLAS BRINKLEY He (Nixon) needed someone with him so he could be alone.
RICK PERLSTEIN Graffiti is beautiful; like a brick in the face of a cop.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON As for LSD, I highly recommend it. We had a fine, wild weekend and no trouble at all. The feeling it...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON The brutal reality of politics would be probably intolerable without drugs.
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DOUGLAS BRINKLEY I feel like I've known Hunter S. Thompson for most of my life. I first encountered him in 1981, ...
TUCKER CARLSON Over the years, we worked on some promising projects that Hunter could do while never leaving the Fa...
JAY COWAN One of the worst incidents of that era caused no complaints at all: this was a sort of good-natured ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON OK for now. I enjoyed my quick, high-powered visit over there and look forward to a dead-game replay...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON There are always risks in challenging excessive police power, but the risks of not challengin...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON February was always the cruelest month for Hunter S. Thompson. An avid NFL fan, Hunter traditionally...
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY Nixon is fascinating because he's our most alienated president. Everybody felt that they never k...
AUSTIN GROSSMAN My dream dinner party guests would be Ethel Kennedy, Truman Capote and Hunter S. Thompson.
DYLAN PENN Well, he needed it. He was about to cry, and the next time I saw him he had a smile on his face, so ...
LARRY WHEELER He wouldn't let his servants change the sheets on his bed because they still smelled like her, becau...
SARAH J. MAAS Not only did he regularly order criminal activity, lie to grand juries, stonewall the grand jury, ab...
BOB WOODWARD He needed to tell her...what? That she was lovely and brave and better than anything he deserved. Th...
LEIGH BARDUGO [La Russa on Saturday suggested Brad Thompson would be Mulder's replacement if he couldn't pitch on ...
TONY LA RUSSA Nixon has enough to overcome in terms of his legacy and his political history. Now he has to overcom...
MONICA CROWLEY He had a lot of grass stains on the back of his pants. That is because he was getting first downs an...
BRAD HOPKINS I checked him out on Monday morning and he was concerned about his knee.
ERROL ALCOTT He had food poisoning at 2 a.m. Monday and was put on the drip in the morning. He has stayed back in...
G.S. WALIA People such as Hunter S. Thompson and the Beats were a huge influence on me, not just in what they w...
COREY TAYLOR Hunter woke suddenly. A noise.
It was a noise unlike anything he’d ever heard before. Close! ...
MICHAEL GRANT I remember that the bloodstains on his pants didn't match up with him being on his knees. And there ...
CAROL NEVILLE He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
MICKEY RIVERS He wasn't very good and he had on African pants, so the kids were making fun of him and killing him....
CHRIS CHANEY Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON He was a bear. It was like he needed that conflict in the morning.
CATHERINE KING John Thompson took something that could be perceived as almost menacing, because he was so big and w...
JIM CALHOUN Nixon had been to China. He had been to Russia doing arms negotiation. And so, he was on his way tow...
THOMAS MALLON The proper bookmark for a Hunter Thompson book is a pair of brass knuckles.
JONATHAN HEATT My father could be very strict, but very fair. His father was the same. We all respected my grandfat...
AZZEDINE ALAIA It's just a misfortunate because I think he could've been where Thompson is, had he not got an infec...
BILL PARCELLS He saw a player who needed some help, and he felt like he could help him.
DEWON BRAZELTON Nixon's grand mistake was his failure to understand that Americans are forgiving, and if he had ...
BOB WOODWARD (We) were supposed to go hunting the morning he got killed. He was a heck of a hunter, a heck of a f...
JAMES BYRD He had no idea how wonderful he was. How his hands were so beautiful she could hardly look at them. ...
CAMMIE MCGOVERN He worked out his frustration with life on the creek every morning.
NICHOLAS SPARKS 'You better do a lot of praying' is good counsel for all of the Lord's servants, new or ...
HENRY B. EYRING We made him realize whatever he needed, we will help him out.
FILIP LOSOWSKI She hadn’t needed him to escape that place. But rather than making him angry, it only made him pro...
D.B. REYNOLDS The idea has been suggested that he wasn't a fast hunter, that he was a carrion feeder. I would desc...
SPENCER LUCAS [Nixon] bleeds people. He draws every drop of blood and then drops them from a cliff. He'll blame an...
MARTHA MITCHELL Nixon's deep antipathy toward Jews is well known, and he took a strange satisfaction in having K...
ROBERT DALLEK DAVID SHIELDS: Salinger told Whit Burnett... that on D-Day he was carrying six chapters of 'The Catc...
SHANE SALERNO When I needed him in the spot that I needed him, he was there.
COREY NAKATANI Nixon wanted view and advice brought to him through intermediaries. He wanted information filtered a...
DAVID PIETRUSZA Agent Burmister found high explosives residue on Mr. McVeigh's clothing, including both his shirts t...
BETH WILKINSON One of his legs was shorter than the other one. But his spine was also crooked and it drew his hip u...
DARYL NEWCOMB And when the angel which spake unto Cornelius was departed, he called two of his household servants,...
BIBLE He was the first one to jump in and help whenever help was needed.
JANICE JACKSON I believe she was just the angel he needed to be successful here, and help him start all over again.
ANNE HOLBROOK The reason that he got a sitting with Washington was that his father was Charles Wilson Peale, a ver...
FRED VOSS My father was a man of great charity towards the poor, and compassion for the sick, and also for ser...
SAINT TERESA OF AVILA All his life Harry Bosch believed he had a mission. And to carry out that mission he needed to be bu...
MICHAEL CONNELLY [Even other sports practicing nearby took notice. Senior Jeff Thompson, who was practicing on the ne...
JEFF THOMPSON My father was famous for his photographic memory. He was in the OSS. They trained him to be captured...
MARK HELPRIN I couldn't find anyone and he was visiting on set so I asked him to go change. He was okay with it b...
PETER CHAN Basically, we had to remake him. We worked on his delivery to speed him up and get him to hold runne...
DON COOPER Well, we know for a fact that his belt was ripped off of his pants and he was strangled with his bel...
JOHN SHORT And his servants conspired against him, and slew him in his own house.
BIBLE He loved his job because he liked to give and help people. He told me that every time he flew, he pr...
CARL MOORE You don't have to drink this," I said, handing him the champagne. "But Sandy might like it".
"N...
JAY COWAN You could know a man not by what his friends said about him, but by how he treated his servants.
CASSANDRA CLARE I knowed a man in Paphlagonia who'd swallow a live snake every morning, when he got up. He used to s...
NEIL GAIMAN We watched Peter Jennings' beard grow, and we were somehow reassured that he did not shave, that thr...
MARC FISHER This was a citizen who had gone to render aid to somebody who needed help. It cost him his life. We ...
EVERETT CLENDENIN He did so much for us. He evolved in so many different areas. We were just trying to use his natural...
LUKE FICKELL You can joke with him and tell stories. He's an older guy, so he wears his pants up real high. We we...
CASEY HAMPTON That was him being less stubborn and making some changes he needed to make at the plate. He used to ...
CHIPPER JONES Tristan was great, but if [Thompson] got by, the rest of the team was there to help.
LENNY JEFFERSON I can remember my sister and me volunteering for Nixon. My parents liked him. I liked my parents. So...
DOUGLAS MCGRATH I saw (Thompson) was covering him -- when I saw that I gave him a signal that I wanted to go there. ...
JAKE DELHOMME Like Nixon, he made large sums of money in the long games at military bases. Unlike Nixon, he was so...
GARRY WILLS He was just the kind of guy, when the neighbors needed help, he was the guy who would go, no matter ...
KAREN SHINKLE About a week earlier I had finished a book (on the Hell's Angels, scheduled this fall by Random Hous...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Bryant Thompson shaves his arms before the games he pitches.
ERIC WOMACK I think that Richard Nixon is a great man and that he is very dedicated to what he does. I had the p...
LARAINE DAY He always worked so well, so when we were sprinting him we were just dumbfounded that he wasn't perf...
TOM ALBERTRANI He who loses his money is forsaken by his friends, his wife, his servants and his relations; yet whe...
CHANAKYA If Jim Sensenbrenner was really serious about ensuring accountability within the relief package, the...
JOE WINEKE He was breathtaking. There was simply no other way to describe him. Her eyes started with his long, ...
ROSE WYNTERS His organization was doing a good job, so you assume that was partly due to him. What he was doing o...
DALE UHLER What made this week even better for him was his defense. He has improving defensively and if he keep...
BEN BORRIES And Hiram king of Tyre sent his servants unto Solomon; for he had heard that they had anointed him k...
BIBLE When I was a teenager, the biggest heartthrob was Tab Hunter. He was in every movie out of Warner Br...
GEORGE TAKEI I wouldn't take him at 60 or 70 percent fitness. He has to be right to bowl not just on Thursday mor...
RICKY PONTING He perched the bat on his shoulder, giving a nod that he understood I needed his help. With one loud...
HOLLY HOOD He was very focused on his race strategy as soon as we got to the meet that morning.
EMILY TUCKER That's what we needed from Derek to help his club out. He was put in a tough situation, but it's goo...
KYLE CROOKES It sounds very heroic what Richie said about me saving him. But I was very aware he needed distracti...
JON BON JOVI Ron Reagan amazingly qualifies as an honest broker. I asked him if he was a mama's boy and he sa...
EUGENE JARECKI Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
RONALD REAGAN He was always very cautious. Every morning he would tell his wife, 'God bless you,' before he left t...
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Hell no!"
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HUNTER S. THOMPSON I have learned, in my life and work as a sportswriter, that big-time Sports and big-time Politics ar...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON I felt a little guilty about jangling the poor bugger's brains with that evil fantasy. But what the ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusi...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness ... Fear and Loathing ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered f...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON It never got weird enough for me.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Even now, more than 30 years later, I still judge people on the basis of whether they voted for Jack...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON was doldrums time.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Be a beachcomber, a Parisian wino, an Italian pimp, or a Danish pervert; but stay away from the Arme...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Who are these people? These faces? Where did they come from? They look like caricatures of used car ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON So this is how the world works, all energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON So much for Objective Journalism. Don't bother to look for it here--not under any byline of mine; or...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON I agreed. By this time the drink was beginning to cut the acid and my hallucinations were down to a ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON On the way down the hill we walked three abreast in the cobblestone street, drunk and laughing and t...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON At the top of the mountain we are all snow leopards.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON No doubt they all Got What Was Coming To Them. All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstanc...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON 1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat.
2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name.

Remembered line from a long-
HUNTER S. THOMPSON The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON It is Autumn, as you know, and things are beginning to die. It is so wonderful to be out in the cris...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON and the sad notes floated out to the
patio and hung in the trees like birds too tired to fly
HUNTER S. THOMPSON I bought a small bottle of beer for fifteen cents and sat on a bench in the clearing, feeling like a...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years p...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Those of us who have been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts. We wanted strong drink...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled that 60's. That was the ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pim...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Fear is just another word for ignorance
HUNTER S. THOMPSON I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Some may never live, but the crazy never die
HUNTER S. THOMPSON We were warriors then, and our tribe was strong like a river
HUNTER S. THOMPSON This was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "conciousness expansi...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Still humping the American Dream
HUNTER S. THOMPSON The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep th...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Jesus Creeping God! Is there a priest in this tavern? I want to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! Venal...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON My blood is too thick for California: I have never been able to properly explain myself in this clim...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song- right now, at this moment?
HUNTER S. THOMPSON