No backhoes and cats looking for stuff.


Mike McAleer

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I no longer want to live in an apartment furnished with forklifts and backhoes.
NICHOLSON BAKER
I'm looking forward to talking to Mike. I'm hoping for a positive outcome.
BRUCE ALLEN
And we're looking for him to build off that. I know Joe and [pitching coach Mike Butcher] are anxiou...
ANDREW FRIEDMAN
If human lives be,
for their very brevity, sweet,
then beast lives are sweeter still...
ISOBELLE CARMODY
Mike Jones, Ying Yang Twins, then a little later, Wiz Khalifa and Meek Mill, too. It was the repetit...
LIL UZI VERT
Mike James is a positive player, ... He's got playoff experience, he's played for some good coaches ...
SAM MITCHELL
We're obviously going to be looking for a bat, and everybody is always looking for pitching. It's th...
BILL STONEMAN
From CATS ARE KIND

"A man said to the universe,
'Sir, I exist!'
'Excelle...
HENRY N. BEARD
There are no ordinary cats.
COLETTE
There are no ordinary cats.
SIDONIE GABRIELLE
This is no putdown of Mike, for whom I have high regard. He did have better personnel with which to ...
MARV LEVY
We were looking for some animals that we could bring to the school that have similar traits of the b...
LAURA WARNER
There are several cats smoothly moving about, which helped me greatly to relax, for I have always fe...
HANS HOLZER
I wasn't comfortable, first of all, in having to release Mike Sherman. I don't like to do stuff like...
TED THOMPSON
No valentines from the cats again.
LYNNE TRUSS
When Mike wandered in here, he said he was looking to raise between $500 and $1,000 for the farm. Bu...
BRANDT KERKHOFF
Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.
Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.
I say: No contest.
LEE WARDLAW
What is an "instant" death anyway? How long is an instant? Is it one second? Ten? The pain of those ...
JOHN GREEN
She had now reached an age when one starts looking for a husband rather more systematically than one...
BARBARA PYM
I learned that myth doesn’t mean a lie; it means a traditional story that tells you something abou...
JOHN GREEN
So we gave up. I'd finally had enough of chasing after a ghost who did not want to be discovered. We...
JOHN GREEN
Suffering is universal. it’s the one thing Buddhists, Christians, and Muslims are all worried abou...
JOHN GREEN
Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia.
JOHN GREEN
When you stopped wishing things wouldn't fall apart, you'd stop suffering when they did.
JOHN GREEN
We all use the future to escape the present.
JOHN GREEN
Today, Mike Giant is no secret to anyone.
JOSH FRANCO
They do some funny-looking stuff,
D.J. SHOCKLEY
When the Hun is poor and down, he's the humblest man in town, But once he climbs all holds the rod, ...
JOSEPH CATS
I would like him to play. Mike would be an asset to the team no doubt. He really came into his hitti...
WADE MACKEY
The Chairman likes you.”
“Is that good?”
“I never date anyone my cat doesn’t lik...
CASSANDRA CLARE
It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People li...
P. J. O'ROURKE
I don't like to compare players. But, without putting anybody down, I can honestly say Mike had the ...
BILLY TUBBS
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for th...
ROBERTSON DAVIES
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for th...
ROBERTSON DAVIES
I love fashion. I like looking fresh and wearing new stuff.
AUSTIN MAHONE
I was not aware Mike Anderson was being interviewed, no.
GARY LINK
This is a new, exciting phase for me. I'm really looking forward to playing this stuff.
RAY DAVIES
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
P.G. WODEHOUSE
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
SIR PHILIP SIDNEY
I was looking for a space heater today, which I found, but a lot of the other stuff I bought isn't s...
BRIAN JENKINS
I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life.... I just g...
FRANK SINATRA
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
JACK HANDY
Cats beat dogs , doesn't mean all cats beat dogs. No condition is permanent. Your problems are not p...
THE INSPIRATIONIST
Confound the cats! All cats--alway-- Cats of all colours, black, white, grey; By night a nuis...
REV. ORLANDO THOMAS DOBBIN
We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their h...
VOLTAIRE
When you stopped wishing things wouln't fall apart, you'd stop suffering when they did
JOHN GREEN
But in my head I can hear Haymitch's smug, if slightly exasperated, words: "Yes, that's what I'm loo...
SUZANNE COLLINS
The Colonel explained to me that 1. this was Alaska's room, and that 2. she had a single room becaus...
JOHN GREEN
My little 8-year-old brother drew a picture of three cats and he wrote 'Cat Empire' under them. When...
FELIX RIEBL
Cats need it; we don't. But it poses no harm, either.
LIZ APPLEGATE
Some people just keep cats and dogs for fun at first. Once problems occur, the cats or dogs are just...
HUANG HAILIANG
It was cool looking at all their stuff and what the dog did.
LUIS AGUILAR
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
HENRY JAMES
Cats and monkeys -- monkeys and cats -- all human life is there.
HENRY JAMES
Cats and monkeys - monkeys and cats - all human life is there!
HENRY JAMES
Looks like the dead cats aren't getting as much of a kick as we were looking for. We're seeing a mon...
BRYAN PISKOROWSKI
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other c...
MASON COOLEY
You can flip a coin but Schrodinger's pet cat will still be in that box.
SCOTT EDWARD SHJEFTE
I support a leash law for cats, 100 percent. There are numerous cities in the country that have leas...
GALEN BARRETT
We just try to update our stuff and make sure we have what people are looking for and can't really f...
BRITTANY WILLIS
Mike Schur knows exactly what everything should look like but, at the same time, is super collaborat...
D'ARCY CARDEN
I want to reassure you I am not this size, really - dear me no, I'm being amplified by the mike.
G. K. CHESTERTON
We've got a new coach in Mike Babcock, who has no preconceived notions about either guy. They're bot...
KEN HOLLAND
The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive
JOHN GREEN
I'm playing 10 feet from Mike Campbell every night. I look across the stage, there's Howie. Tom's in...
BENMONT TENCH
We're going to teach them about looking for clues. You find clues, you find our subject. We'll be lo...
BRAD DENNIS
Cats will be cats.
MORRISSEY
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.
ALBERT SCHWEITZER
He just competes. There are guys in this league with better stuff and more experience, but Mike Peck...
JASON CASTRO
One thing you can say is that as for the voodoo stuff, no one had ever done anything like that befor...
MICHAEL HURTT
I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I...
FRANK SINATRA
Cats ask plainly for what they want.
WALTER SAVAGE LANDOR
Something to remember, that: cats for missiles.
MERVYN PEAKE
You know something is wrong when you are known for what you are against, instead of what you are for...
JADE HAJJ
Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the ...
ELLEN HART
Sometimes you try to talk to him, and he's looking down and fiddling with his phone and stuff. I wou...
DARON RAHLVES
Truth is truth, cats are cats.
LAYLA MORGAN WILDE
Puppies and kittens are both great. Cats and dogs are not for me.
ERIN FOSTER
One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.
GWENDOLYN BROOKS
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.
RON REAGAN
Phillip has done a tremendous job for us. Mike is there too and helps out every way he can. If it's ...
LAVERNE KNOX
Dead at 50. Mike Webster! Nine-time Pro Bowler. Hall of Famer. 'Iron Mike,' legendary Steele...
JEANNE MARIE LASKAS
Just looking at the board implies hate and discrimination for no reason.
KAMAL YASSIN
All that stuff is trivial to me. People lost their lives; people without home insurance lost their h...
JAMAAL MAGLOIRE
No two dogs are alike. And yet, all dogs have something in common that makes them dogs, and makes th...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY
We were there all day, ... I told them, 'Mike Myers isn't gonna rehearse. We don't need Mike for sou...
CHARNA HALPERN
[As for the authorship of] Ask Mike, ... It's something he oversees and approves.
STU LOESER
He was normal, same old Jerry. You're looking for nausea, dizziness, all that kind of stuff, ringing...
MARK O'NEAL
Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted ...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS
You can get away with stuff with everybody looking right at you,
DON CATLIN
She loved mysteries so much, that she became one.
JOHN GREEN
That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them.
JOHN GREEN
It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and fe...
JOHN GREEN
But there was so much todo: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on. I'll have more tim...
JOHN GREEN
That deep, can-still-taste-her-in-my-mouth sleep.
JOHN GREEN
I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I...
JOHN GREEN
How will we ever get out of this labyrinth of suffering?
JOHN GREEN
We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think we are invincible be...
JOHN GREEN
More than anything, I felt the unfairness of it, the inarguable injustice of loving someone
who...
JOHN GREEN

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The quality is better and the volume is up.
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This will make you a better person not just during Lent, but year-round.
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Those acts could be abstaining from meat on some other day of the week or volunteering or making a d...
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Many years ago it probably was much stricter, but looking in recent years it has been common for the...
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I was completely unqualified to get into Harvard. But then I went to my interview for Harvard, and t...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
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MIKE PENCE
If you try to do your best there is no failure.
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A flower doesn't love you or hate you, it just exists.
MIKE WHITE
We are ramping up security in the United States but also looking at visa applicants, visa waiver app...
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For a dude, I think I do cook. I'm a stay-at-home parent a lot of the time.
MIKE D
Lofts are great. But with a home, there is a lot to be said for delineated space. To have the luxury...
MIKE D
We never set out to be superstars.
MIKE D
When you start rhyming, it's hard to find things that rhyme with Yauch, Horovitz and Diamond.
MIKE D
We're doing what we want to do, and that's why the kids respect us.
MIKE D
We are exercising our constitutional right to be fresh.
MIKE D
L.A. is a town built upon segregated, individual fantasies.
MIKE D
Each time you present a tour, you're faced with these questions of, 'How do you want to pres...
MIKE D
Maybe some people, when they sit down to write their great novel or make their great record or paint...
MIKE D
Wine needs to have a context in a social gathering to fulfill its historical place in this world.
MIKE D
I'm always careful to even guess, at any juncture, about things before we do them.
MIKE D
I feel no compunction to defend L.A. People criticize it, and for the most part, it's well-found...
MIKE D
In the time we made 'To the 5 Boroughs,' there was a political seriousness because of what w...
MIKE D
That's the thing with all of us music geeks - music is the soundtrack to the things that happen ...
MIKE D
We have rocked the ozone radically, man. They could probably fix the ozone if everybody stopped what...
MIKE D
I was showing up at the studio all the time with no bag, being like, 'I don't want to have a...
MIKE D
Having to wake up at seven and go take the subway every morning, having to get over there with all t...
MIKE D
I'm in need of a man apron. A very manly apron.
MIKE D
Thinking about the cold weather in England... Don't be afraid to rock the David Niven look.
MIKE D
Things change. I used to have a real resistance to it and hold on to things, but let things happen a...
MIKE D
Wine is similar to music in that it's a purely experiential realm, and it's a purely subject...
MIKE D
I don't think about Yauch in the form of his death. I think about him in the form of his life. H...
MIKE D
I was a nerdy punk-rock kid.
MIKE D
Real life is much stranger than fiction, man.
MIKE D
Rebellion has its roots in government's indifference and incompetence.
MIKE BARNICLE
My dad's gay experiences really had a very positive influence on me and my straight relationship...
MIKE MILLS
If Planned Parenthood wants to be involved in providing counseling services and HIV testing, they ou...
MIKE PENCE
One day before I die, I will finally understand why liberals, especially Jewish liberals, fail to fu...
MIKE GALLAGHER
Protection of religious freedom means considering the faiths and beliefs of everyone involved.
MIKE QUIGLEY
The drug dealers, they sympathize with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character.
MIKE TYSON
I know how hard it is to be a woman, especially a black woman.
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I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash...
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I think I'll take a bath in his blood.
MIKE TYSON
I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.
MIKE TYSON
I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson, either.
MIKE TYSON
Greatness is not guarding yourself from the people; greatness is being accepted by the people.
MIKE TYSON
Some people try to get you out of slavery for you to be their slave.
MIKE TYSON
When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it.
MIKE TYSON
That equals to being a fool, having fame and no fortune. A lot of guys out there have fame doing thi...
MIKE TYSON
Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent.
MIKE TYSON
I don't try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That's nonsense. I intimidate people by hi...
MIKE TYSON
You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.
MIKE TYSON
I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.
MIKE TYSON
God lets everything happen for a reason. It's all a learning process, and you have to go from on...
MIKE TYSON
Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.
MIKE TYSON
As long as we persevere and endure, we can get anything we want.
MIKE TYSON
My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.
MIKE TYSON
When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his he...
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If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
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MIKE STOLLER
I love Broadway shows.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
For most of the '90s and the first part of this decade, content providers who wanted to publish ...
MIKE DAVIDSON
We found a way to make things look great to the human eye through the window of a graphical web brow...
MIKE DAVIDSON
I'm the chairman of the intelligence committee. We don't only get formal briefings, but we c...
MIKE ROGERS
I have a little pocket Bible that I have with me all the time in my briefcase, and so usually in the...
MIKE HUCKABEE
If I dream that I'm directing, it's not a film, it's like a commercial for cotton candy,...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
You can have the best technology, but you if have a corrupted, radicalized, bribed official that has...
MIKE MCCAUL
You can have the best technology, but if you have an inside job of a worker that has access to the p...
MIKE MCCAUL
Risk is the factor of a stratagem measured by what man is powerless to control.
MIKE NORTON
The true measure of a man is not what he dreams, but what he aspires to be; a dream is nothing witho...
MIKE NORTON
By sabotaging logic, the common frame of reference, and the common language, we have removed a "safe...
MIKE KLEPPER
The reason that most British actors are better than most American actors in the end is that they don...
MIKE NICHOLS
We're thrilled to expand our relationship, knowing that with the great team at the Music Group, ...
MIKE CURB
In making the jump from a local program to the showcase of a coast-to-coast broadcast, Ted Yates and...
MIKE WALLACE
In my home state of Indiana, we prove every day that you can build a growing economy on balanced bud...
MIKE PENCE
Budgets are moral documents. Federal funding should reflect the priorities and the values of the maj...
MIKE PENCE
I'm still very bullish on emerging markets. There's an emerging middle class. They're a ...
MIKE DUKE
Legal and bureaucratic impediments to surveillance should be removed.
MIKE POMPEO
To the degree that we can demonstrate support for the Ukrainian government, we can change Putin'...
MIKE POMPEO
Honest to goodness, Brian Campbell, he was holding the Cup, and there was no one around for a minute...
MIKE QUIGLEY
Negative campaigning is wrong.
MIKE PENCE
I think you need a really strong businessperson running the state, a person who's used to turnin...
MIKE CURB
There's no doubt West Point impacted who I am... It has an enormous emphasis, not only on milita...
MIKE POMPEO
A great thing is happening on cable TV. You see characters change in stories over years, like in Tol...
MIKE NICHOLS
Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and oran...
MIKE JUDGE
Well, I think the reality is that as you study - when President Kennedy cut marginal tax rates, when...
MIKE PENCE
Remember, the Boston bombers were Chechen rebels.
MIKE MCCAUL
If a natural disaster like a flock of birds or a bolt of lightning causes a plane's engines to f...
MIKE GALLAGHER
Cardinal Raymond Burke is a 66-year-old guy who lives in Rome, dresses like Queen Elizabeth, and tal...
MIKE BARNICLE
Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sicke...
MIKE MYERS
Money, the root of all evil...but the cure for all sadness.
MIKE GILL
I've loved traveling around the country and meeting people at book signings.
MIKE GALLAGHER
I think I make films to help bolster and feed the part of me that wants to remain in a positive rela...
MIKE MILLS
Boldness isn't something you're born with; you either choose it or you don't.
MIKE YACONELLI
I was very much a late bloomer. That's not to say that girls didn't express interest in me f...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Denver and Boulder are good record-buying cities. I don't know why.
MIKE D
The real acts of a real devil you know have been made acceptable by the fictitious actions of a none...
MIKE KLEPPER
Yahweh: You've been unhappy because you've desired things that cannot be.

Lucif...
MIKE CAREY
While that amendment failed, human cloning continues to advance and the breakthrough in this unethic...
MIKE PENCE
One of my favourite movies is 'Annie Hall' because it's about the silver lining of the b...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I try to listen to as much different music as possible - I've always got music blasting in my ea...
MIKE POSNER
KISS Psycho Circus is my current favorite. I'm not ashamed to say that I prefer the mindless fun...
MIKE WILSON
'Streetcar' is no longer about the moment at all. There is no Blanche DuBois anywhere; south...
MIKE NICHOLS
What's the difference between a 3-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In 6 weeks, the puppy will st...
MIKE DITKA
You will never change your life until you change something you do daily.
MIKE MURDOCK
What you hear repeatedly you will eventually believe.
MIKE MURDOCK
I think blogging, by and large, is basically therapy. And I'm sure, and I know, that there are s...
MIKE BARNICLE
I'm unable to do the thing that Broadway actors do in plays, sometimes for years. The same exact...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
It is the right of every sovereign nation to determine who can and who cannot legally enter within i...
MIKE KLEPPER
And let's stop calling them "sex offenders," as if their crimes had anything to do with sex. (Perhap...
MIKE LEW
The rape of a child is a violent act of contempt, not an expression of sexuality or affection.
MIKE LEW
I'm telling you this for one reason and one reason only: No matter how sure you are of someone's lov...
MIKE GAYLE
There is a time in the life of every problem when it is big enough to see, yet small enough to solve...
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I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary sit...
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Solitude is the soil in which genius is planted, creativity grows, and legends bloom; faith in onese...
MIKE NORTON
Fall. Stand. Learn. Adapt.
MIKE NORTON
Few suffer more than those who refuse to forgive themselves.
MIKE NORTON
I'm not trying to prove anybody wrong, I'm just trying to prove something to myself.
MIKE PIAZZA
The ones who want to achieve and win championships motivate themselves.
MIKE DITKA
I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it.
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You have to be tough.
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You will always move toward anyone who increases you and away from anyone who makes you less.
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Each relationship nurtures a strength or weakness within you.
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If you are determined enough and willing to pay the price, you can get it done.
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You're never a loser until you quit trying.
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If you think about yourself then you've lost sight of the ball.
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I'm scared every time I go into the ring, but it's how you handle it. What you have to do is plant y...
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I draw most of my religious beliefs from Star Wars.
MIKE DIRNT
Anyone who contributes to the defense fund of pornographers is a mental moonbeam.
MIKE ROYKO
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
MIKE BINDER
Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. An...
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What you want to do, and what you can do, is limited only by what you can dream.
MIKE MELVILLE
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline an...
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Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal.
MIKE DITKA
For a man who walks in the light, to stay humble is not to walk in the dark; you don't need to proje...
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As an integral part of the Department of Agriculture, the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service...
MIKE ROGERS
We've waged war on work. We have collectively agreed, stupidly, that work is the enemy.
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Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.
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I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I ...
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MIKE MYERS
Here in Indiana, we run a nationally-recognized program called the Healthy Indiana Plan. The Healthy...
MIKE PENCE
The Safe and Affordable Food Labeling Act aims to address unnecessary impediments to feeding the wor...
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I keep coming back to it, over and over - adultery and cheating. It's the most interesting probl...
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MIKE PENCE
He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.
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MIKE HUCKABEE
I grew up in Mobile, Alabama - somebody's got to be from Mobile, right? - and Mobile sits at the...
MIKE DEGRUY
Your political reputation affects how likely allies are to trust you, and what kind of deals they...
MIKE SIMPSON
There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And tha...
MIKE ROYKO
We simply have to reign in the piggish people and money-hungry lawyers who chase every ambulance the...
MIKE GALLAGHER
Just be yourself and be upfront about your expectations and desires. Don't be ambiguous and play...
MIKE POSNER
I didn't really experience any hardship like people tend to think of when they hear the words &#...
MIKE POSNER
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MIKE MYERS
When I went to Ann Arbor, University of Michigan, what I really wanted to be was a radio announcer.
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The American flag is the symbol of our freedom, national pride and history.
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The American economy has been built and sustained by risk-taking entrepreneurs whose pioneering idea...
MIKE PENCE
Our job is to ensure that meat and poultry products are safe, wholesome, accurately labeled for the ...
MIKE JOHANNS
It speaks to the incredible risk of doing business with the Islamic Republic of Iran if American com...
MIKE POMPEO
New York isn't segregated the way many American cities are, where there are specific ethnic neig...
MIKE D
A campaign ought to demonstrate the basic human decency of the candidate. That means your First Amen...
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The Bible, however, was not created to be amended and altered with each passing culture.
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Non-commercial general aviation flights serve as a lifeline to thousands of communities where airlin...
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School systems now routinely have more administrators than classroom teachers. They have armies of c...
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I actually had a Bobby Orr action figure. You could put the pads on him and skates and all that. I w...
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I used to have acne when I was a kid growing up. You can imagine how serious that was in making you ...
MIKE WALLACE
We know how to take care of one another without whining and accusing and belly-aching.
MIKE GALLAGHER
I've always wanted to be on a show that's well respected and had critical acclaim and that p...
MIKE COLTER
Charleston, South Carolina, is about a 90-minute drive northwest of Beaufort and Parris Island. It i...
MIKE BARNICLE
I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I think my philosophy in music has been to accentuate the positive.
MIKE LOVE
There is no progress without risk, and in an environment where change is accelerating, risks are mul...
MIKE MCGAVICK
I believe in servant leadership, and the servant always asks, 'Where am I needed most?'
MIKE PENCE
I sort of ride the fence on that whole steroid era issue. I don't have a definite opinion like s...
MIKE SCHMIDT
I'm a longtime believer in the old adage that sunlight is the best disinfectant, particularly in...
MIKE QUIGLEY
If you're Burberry or Gucci, you're not going to run a banner ad. To get brand ad dollars to...
MIKE MCCUE
It's one thing for someone to travel over to Syria and Iraq and come back. But, boy, it's a ...
MIKE MCCAUL
I am extremely concerned that Syrian and ISIS recruiters can use the Internet at lightning speeds to...
MIKE MCCAUL
I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fe...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Pain is funnier than love.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're n...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
With a monologue, you can be unendingly elliptical.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I was a screenwriting major at Georgetown, and I was in class with some really strong writers like J...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I'd much rather try and fail than talk about trying.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jo...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Growing up, I was discouraged from telling personal stories. My dad often used the phrase 'Don&#...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA