No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

“When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you find that more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.”

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.

Advertising degrades the people it appeals to; it deprives them of their will to choose.