No gaming outside of the venue without a sanctioned game master.

You learned a lot by playing RPGs, although not all of it was useful, or real for that matter – unless you really believed that wolves normally carry seven gold pieces, a flawed garnet, a scroll of ice storm, and a lock pick somewhere about their person.

Pencil. Paper. Dice. Imagination. A traditional role-playing game requires all of these, and traditional role-playing is my hobby. I don't care if you have an app for that, if you show up to my games without any of the first three, they will be provided for you and you will use them. If you don't have the fourth, well, shit, wrong hobby for you!

The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules.

You play Conan, I play Gandalf. We team up to fight Dracula.

Make it fast, make it colorful, and make it full of decisions for the players.