No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

Any man worth his salt has by the time he is forty-five accumulated a crown of thorns, and the problem is to learn to wear it over one ear

The unluckiest insolvent in the world is the man whose expenditure is too great for his income of ideas

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man makes a great fuss about this planet which is only a ballbearing in the hub of the universe