No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.


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No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.
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GARY F EVANS...
It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER
Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM
Even when you're down, there is still hope. No matter how bad things get and no matter how small a h...
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Life is a matter of choosing what is good for you.
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Life is a matter of courtship and wooing, flirting and chatting.
CAROLYN SEE
No matter how bad your past is, you still don’t want it erased.
PAUL AERTKER
For me, my life is a journey.
JAY ELECTRONICA
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C.
Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle;
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The one w...
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SAM HARRIS
Life is a risk.
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GEORGE P. ELLIOTT
Life is a gift, given in trust - like a child.
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Without music, life is a journey through a desert.
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Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right.
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Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
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Only fools saw mistakes as a bad thing—mistakes were experience, no matter how good or bad.
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Life is a matter of really tough choices.
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Life is a school of probability.
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This life is a process of learning.
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Life is a process. We are a process. The universe is a process.
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Everybody in life is a chameleon.
MELANIE CHISHOLM
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Life is a grand party.
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MAYA ANGELOU
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No matter how good he is, they've got to step up.
RAY EVERNHAM
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Income tax time is when you test your powers of deduction.
SHELBY FRIEDMAN
Sometimes a woman needs a man for company, no matter how useless he is.
LISA KLEYPAS
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CHUCK SCHUMER
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RICHARD DIXON
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
No matter how beautiful you make it, a cage is still a cage.
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A proverb is much matter distilled into few words.
R. BUCKMINSTER FULLER
A proverb is much matter distilled into few words.
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UNKNOWN
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My life is a struggle.
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For me, life is a bowl of cherries.
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No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good.
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Life is a journey that must be traveled no matter how bad the roads and accommodations.
OLIVER GOLDSMITH
A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains.
MAXIM GORKY
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SANTOSH AVVANNAVAR
A proverb is no proverb to you until life has illustrated it.
JOHN KEATS
A proverb is no proverb to you until life has illustrated it
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ERNEST HOLMES
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The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction not a destination.
CARL ROGERS
You're dreaming. There is no deduction for your pet.
GERALD DAGOSTINO
Life is a game and true love is a trophy.
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT
Sin is still sin - no matter how you spell it.
EDWIN LOUIS COLE
No matter how far a person can go the horizon is still way beyond you.
ZORA NEALE HURSTON
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Character is what you are in the dark.
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Arrogance is a kingdom without a crown.
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Advice is least heeded when most needed.
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A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman.
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A joy that's shared is a joy made double.
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A harvest of peace is produced from a seed of contentment.
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A good son makes a good husband.
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For want of a nail the kingdom was lost
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A miss is as good as a mile
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
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It never rains, but it pours
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Crap or get off the pot
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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The worm turns
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I'd rather be dead than red
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Don't bite more than you can chew.
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No good Indian but a dead Indian
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Once bitten, twice shy
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The one who pays the piper calls the tune
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It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand.
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What is past and cannot be prevented should not be grieved for.
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Do not speak of evil for it creates curiosityin the hearts of the young.
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Seek wisdom, not knowledge. Knowledge is of the past, Wisdom is of the future.
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Pray to understand what man has forgotten.
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Everyone who is successful must have dreamed of something.
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If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies in yourself.
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The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.
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A good chief gives, he does not take.
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A rocky vineyard does not need a prayer, but a pick axe.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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There is nothing as eloquent as a rattlesnakes tail.
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White men have too many chiefs.
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Talk to your children while they are eating;
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To touch the earth is to have harmony with nature.
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When a fox walks lame, the old rabbit jumps.
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A starving man will eat with the wolf.
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The coward shoots with shut eyes.
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We do not inherit the land from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.
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Truth does not happen, it just is.
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The supreme law of the land is the Great Spirit's law, not man's law.
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No answer is also an answer.
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A people without faith in themselves cannot survive.
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Work hard, keep the ceremonies, live peaceably, and unite your hearts.
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In age, talk; in childhood, tears.
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A brave man dies but once, a coward many times.
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The greatest strength is gentleness.
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A good soldier is a poor scout.
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Our first teacher is our own heart.
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Judge not by the eye but by the heart.
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Our pleasures are shallow, our sorrows are deep.
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If a man is as wise as a serpent, he can afford to be as harmless as a dove.
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It is good to tell one's heart.
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All who have died are equal.
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Never sit while your seniors stand.
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Knowledge that is not used is abused.
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One rain does not make a crop.
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You already possess everything necessary to become great.
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Old age is not as honorable as death, but most people want it.
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Man's law changes with his understanding of man. Only the laws of the spirit remain always the same.
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The only things that need the protection of men are the things of men, not the things of the spirit.
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We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.
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There is no death, only a change of worlds.
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The rain falls on the just and the unjust.
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Don't be afraid to cry. It will free your mind of sorrowful thoughts.
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All dreams spin out from the same web.
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The one who tells the stories rules the world.
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One finger cannot lift a pebble.
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The rainbow is a sign from Him who is in all things.
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In death, I am born.
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Man has responsiblity, not power.
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They are not dead who live in the hearts they leave behind.
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The way of the troublemaker is thorny.
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