No matter how many people you kill, using a machine gun in battle is not a war crime because it does not cause unnecessary suffering; it simply performs its job horrifyingly well.

I do know how to fire a machine gun, so be warned! I'm trained!

Flows of shit» , muttered Bat, «I’d go insane, listening to that all day. It’s just a river of ‘Hey, this crazy, disgusting thing just happened, and hey, here’s another one, and another, and another, has your brain caught fire yet?’ It’s like disaster porn or something.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

I'm not an NRA member, but that doesn't mean I didn't appreciate shooting blanks out of a machine gun.

When the term 'machine gun' enters common parlance, the word 'machine' becomes much more sinister.