No matter how much you like your local school teacher, he or she is a government agent.

I was an elementary school teacher.

I had a good English teacher in high school. He caught me saying nothing and shut me up real fast.

My mum is a school teacher and my dad is an electrician.

My dad was a high school teacher and made no money.

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.