No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt
Hunter S. Thompson
Related There's no such thing as old age. I'm no different now than I was 50 years ago. I'm just... PHILIP JOHNSON Elvis 30 No. 1 Hits NO DOUBT It must be an odd person indeed that can say for certain they are normal. INITIALLY NO Take this drink as a token of my disrepute and spin that hay tonight and tomorrow it will be sh... INITIALLY NO Take this drink as a token of my disrepute and spin that hay tonight and tomorrow it will be shining... INITIALLY NO It's nice to finish with a great shot like that. It was a nice way to finish up. It looked pretty go... DONALD NO I was struggling on the greens (early on the back nine) and had lost a little bit of confidence and ... DONALD NO They tell me to be quiet When I’d rather cause a riot And have everyone screaming O... INITIALLY NO We had no doubt that they were guilty. JUROR NO We did the right thing for Mary. It was not an easy decision, and it was not unanimous at first. JUROR NO Before, I said I could be fair, but I don't think I can. JUROR NO We actually challenged one another in the deliberation room. We challenged the issues, and we came t... JUROR NO I saw two birds having dangerously kinky sex on the main road, while several cars ran above them jus... INITIALLY NO Was the dementia of old age a blessing in disguise? No more thoughts. No more damage inflicted. No m... JANET TURPIN MYERS Life is a helluva lot more fun if you say yes rather than no RICHARD BRANSON He always wanted more and more;soon he was no more. DR HITESH C SHETH No one can hurt you more than your own negative thoughts. SATYA KALRA I am who I am; no more, no less. TERRY GOODKIND Television isn't black and white anymore, and neither are people WILLIAM TODD Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves. CHUCK PALAHNIUK Have you ever put finger, algea-filled lake-water, or shampoo in there? Yeah, that gets your eyes sc... NEIL PASRICHA This is for bragging rights. It's been a tough couple of first games; but that's what we're getting ... ANDRE HATCHETT Now I have no caste, no creed,I am no more what I am! KABIR If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe, then man would have only four years of life lef... ALBERT EINSTEIN No more worlds like this / No more days like that THOMAS LIGOTTI When you are working testing weaponry of destruction of life, you should not associate it with 'divi... CARRIE DANN This is a lot of fun. But it's a lot more work than I thought. There's no time to rest. CHASE BUDINGER Always do your best, no more, no less...doing your best leaves no room left for regret, worry or dou... WILLIAM PAISLEY I'm a very competitive person, so running around on special teams is a lot more fun and a lot more i... CODY PICKETT People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have mor... CONAN O'BRIEN One man is no more than another if he does no more than another MIGUEL DE CERVANTES SAAVEDRA How about no one's ever going to outsell Michael Jackson at selling records because the record i... WILL.I.AM When you no longer perceive the world as hostile, there is no more fear, and when there is no more f... ECKHART TOLLE I am a simple Buddhist monk - no more, no less. DALAI LAMA I am no more humble than my talents require. OSCAR LEVANT It's no fun getting beat up in the press. That's for sure. I grew up more in that one year than I ha... ERIK AINGE This is a lot more fun than my regular work. There's no waiting on all the usual permitting. AMY NICHOLS There is no place, no country, more compassionate more generous more accepting and more welcoming th... ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees. MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE No more easing [is] needed here. IAN SHEPHERDSON We've wanted to do this for 25 years. No sense in getting in a bind about one more year. RICK KELLER No scent is more sensual or more memorable to me than musk. NARCISO RODRIGUEZ You lived what anybody gets, Bernie. You got a lifetime. No more. No less. NEIL GAIMAN No one likes getting their nails done more than I do. SERENA WILLIAMS I have no faith in human perfectibility. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect... EDGAR ALLAN POE I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect... EDGAR ALLAN POE I have no faith in human perfectibility. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect... EDGAR ALLAN POE we’re enough... just this, no pressure for more... that’s all that I ever wanted. ANGELA MONTENEGRO no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I am interested in most mythology. Celtic or Christian no more than anything else. TANITH LEE no more pain. wake no more. nobody owns JAMES JOYCE I was born in Europe... and I've traveled all over the world. I can tell you that there is no pl... ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Without poets, without artists... everything would fall apart into chaos. There would be no more sea... GUILLAUME APOLLINAIRE No more pencils/no more books/no more teachers’ dirty looks/when the teacher rings the bell/drop y... STEPHEN CHBOSKY For your love I have uprooted all my desires, I am no more demanding... SEEMA GUPTA There is no more disastrous mania, no more dangerous whim, than the speculation over roads not taken... JUAN GABRIEL VáSQUEZ There's no need to dress like everyone else. It's much more fun to create your own look. TWIGGY There is no job more important than parenting. This I believe. BEN CARSON Good or bad, let them talk, for when they talk no more, you no longer are ... ANGELICA NIGHTINGALE Except for politics, no business is scrutinized more exhaustively than journalism. RUSSELL BAKER As a child, I thought, 'Once I am a grown-up, there will be no more fear, no more worries,' ... OLIVIA COLMAN I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love... MOTHER TERESA I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love... DAPHNE RAE If you need something inspirational, just point up to the top of your vision. MAZ NO PARADISE Sad but inspirational MAZ NO PARADISE We face a new world everyday, try to understand them
and love them more than our yesterday. MAZ NO PARADISE Believe me, Dream is better than Hope
but both Combined is the best. MAZ NO PARADISE Miracle is not so far away but easy to fade away. MAZ NO PARADISE Recognize every time before doing anything
that you always do a miracle. MAZ NO PARADISE Sometime if you look up in the sky.
There is a path of your destiny. MAZ NO PARADISE There is no paradise for you or me. MAZ NO PARADISE How much does he lack himself, he who must have many things? SEN NO RIKYū How much does he lack himself who must have many things? SEN NO RIKYū Prices are rising, but not fast enough to prompt the central bank to raise interest rates. Inflation... IM NO JUNG I expect consumer spending to continue to improve. The central bank is likely to raise interest rate... IM NO JUNG The negative impact of high international oil prices was big in August. We can still expect a recove... IM NO JUNG You should increase weekly mileage no more than 10 percent. If you run 20 miles this week, then you ... DOUG TUMEN The ordinary arts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simpli... THOMAS MORE Luxury! more perilous to youth than storms or quicksand, poverty or chains. HANNAH MORE Love never reasons, but profusely gives; it gives like a thoughtless prodigal its all, and then trem... HANNAH MORE The constant habit of perusing devout books is so indispensable, that it has been termed the oil of ... HANNAH MORE The wretch who digs the mine for bread, or ploughs, that others may be fed, feels less fatigued than... HANNAH MORE My plan of instruction is extremely simple and limited. They learn, on week-days, such coarse works ... HANNAH MORE There is one single fact which we may oppose to all the wit and argument of infidelity, namely, that... HANNAH MORE Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. HANNAH MORE O jealousy,
Thou ugliest fiend of hell! thy deadly venom
Preys on my vitals, turns the health... HANNAH MORE Give us the luxuries of life, and we will dispense with its
necessities. HANNAH MORE Fell luxury! more perilous to youth
Than storms or quicksands, poverty of chains. HANNAH MORE No adulation; 'tis the death of virtue;
Who flatters, is of all mankind the lowest
Save he who... HANNAH MORE What part soever you take upon you, play that as well as you can and make the best of it. THOMAS MORE Idleness among children, as among men, is the root of all evil, and leads to no other evil more cert... HANNAH MORE How goodness heightens beauty! HANNAH MORE Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. HANNAH MORE If faith produce no works, I see That faith is not a living tree. Thus faith and works together grow... HANNAH MORE Genius without religion is only a lamp on the outer gate of a palace; it may serve to cast a gleam o... HANNAH MORE Depart from discretion when it interferes with duty. HANNAH MORE Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. HANNAH MORE In men this blunder still you find,
All think their little set mankind. HANNAH MORE For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infan... THOMAS MORE One man to live in pleasure and wealth, whiles all other weap and smart for it, that is the part not... THOMAS MORE
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Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered f... HUNTER S. THOMPSON It never got weird enough for me. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Even now, more than 30 years later, I still judge people on the basis of whether they voted for Jack... HUNTER S. THOMPSON was doldrums time. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Be a beachcomber, a Parisian wino, an Italian pimp, or a Danish pervert; but stay away from the Arme... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Who are these people? These faces? Where did they come from? They look like caricatures of used car ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON So this is how the world works, all energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet. HUNTER S. THOMPSON So much for Objective Journalism. Don't bother to look for it here--not under any byline of mine; or... HUNTER S. THOMPSON I agreed. By this time the drink was beginning to cut the acid and my hallucinations were down to a ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON On the way down the hill we walked three abreast in the cobblestone street, drunk and laughing and t... HUNTER S. THOMPSON At the top of the mountain we are all snow leopards. HUNTER S. THOMPSON No doubt they all Got What Was Coming To Them. All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Freedom is something that dies unless it's used. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. HUNTER S. THOMPSON A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstanc... HUNTER S. THOMPSON A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long. HUNTER S. THOMPSON 1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat. 2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and... HUNTER S. THOMPSON All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name. Remembered line from a long- HUNTER S. THOMPSON The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch... HUNTER S. THOMPSON It is Autumn, as you know, and things are beginning to die. It is so wonderful to be out in the cris... HUNTER S. THOMPSON and the sad notes floated out to the patio and hung in the trees like birds too tired to fly HUNTER S. THOMPSON I bought a small bottle of beer for fifteen cents and sat on a bench in the clearing, feeling like a... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Those of us who have been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts. We wanted strong drink... HUNTER S. THOMPSON We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled that 60's. That was the ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pim... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Fear is just another word for ignorance HUNTER S. THOMPSON I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Some may never live, but the crazy never die HUNTER S. THOMPSON We were warriors then, and our tribe was strong like a river HUNTER S. THOMPSON This was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "conciousness expansi... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Still humping the American Dream HUNTER S. THOMPSON The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep th... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Jesus Creeping God! Is there a priest in this tavern? I want to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! Venal... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom... HUNTER S. THOMPSON My blood is too thick for California: I have never been able to properly explain myself in this clim... HUNTER S. THOMPSON What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song- right now, at this moment? HUNTER S. THOMPSON