No one likes change but babies in diapers.

Real men change diapers!

I watch and I cry. I feel so bad. We can't get them out of there, those little babies with empty bottles.

Politicians are like diapers, they should be changed often and for the same reason.

A first child is your own best foot forward, and how you do cheer those little feet as they strike out. You examine every turn of flesh for precocity, and crow it to the world. But the last one: the baby who trails her scent like a flag of surrender through your life when there will be no more coming after--oh, that' s love by a different name.

I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.