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No one writes dialect better than Flannery O'Connor. No one should even try.


David Sedaris

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DAVID ALMOND Certainly, my exposure in high school to writers like Flannery O'Connor, Shusaku Endo, Fyodor Do...
PHIL KLAY He had a winning smile and it was evident that he didn't think he was any better than anybody else e...
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FRANCES MAYES I am very indebted to southern writers and not just Flannery O'Connor. Also Harry Crews, Larry B...
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DAVID SEDARIS Our most famous writers are Faulkner and Eudora Welty and Flannery O'Connor. It would make sense...
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FLOYD SKLOOT Jane Heard.
ONE No one deserves it better than David. He was a great player when we had him. We're glad he's doing w...
MICHAEL FRANKE I need to be myselfI can't be no one else
OASIS A work-room should be like an old shoe; no matter how shabby, it's better than a new one.
WILLA CATHER Flannery O'Connor was a revelation for me. When I read her, I was very young, and I didn't u...
KARIN SLAUGHTER Flannery O'Connor was a revelation for me. When I read her, I was very young, and I didn't u...
KARIN SLAUGHTER No one writes anything worth writing, unless he writes entirely for the sake of his subject.
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER No one who writes a good book is really dead.
WALTER MOERS No one makes better cashews than us.
GEORGE PAULOSE In my teaching, I try to expose my students to the widest range of aesthetic possibilities, so I'...
CHANG-RAE LEE There's no one in the West even close to the Spurs. They're so much better than anybody else.
CHARLES BARKLEY No one ever writes about it. Condi Rice gets more time with the president than anyone else except hi...
ARMSTRONG WILLIAMS David did a good job of keeping Flannery under control.
CRAIG BRUENING No one knows better than a sister how we grew up, and who our friends, teachers and favorite toys we...
DALE V. ATKINS One way is better than no way!- SRK
SYED SHARUKH Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody does something, but no one does what he sets out t...
GEORGE MOORE If there's one place that I could put my finger on and say what's the No. 1 place that if a rogue ai...
JAMES HANSEN No one says that to you any more really,
CARRIE FISHER No one has ever done anything too bad to be forgiven
R. Z. SHEPPARD No one is wise at all times.
PLINY THE ELDER There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN I had no clue. Just take one of them out and put them in there.
TOMMY TUBERVILLE To walk on the journey of time through the valleys of truth to the land of lies it takes us to place...
GARY F EVANS... No one is ever old enough to know better
HOLBROOK JACKSON It's an ordeal no one should have to go through.
MARCIA LEWIS No-one can take that away from me anymore.
KIM CLIJSTERS We all should be concerned if our kids don't know who Sandra Day O'Connor, John Adams, and R...
DOUG DUCEY People should try eating no animal products for just ONE DAY a week.
CASEY AFFLECK There's no one out there who's better than me.
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MATTY ALOU In my eyes, there's no one better than Stevie Wonder. He's a top dude.
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JODI PICOULT No one can keep a secret better than a child.
VICTOR HUGO No one can teach you anything better than your experience.
NERRYMIAH SCIPIO No one can help you better than the heavenly Father.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA No better than you should be.
FRANCIS BEAUMONT AND JOHN FLETCHER No one is smarter or better than this guy, and if this man says there's no evidence to substantiate ...
EDDIE GREENSPAN It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
GEORGE WASHINGTON No one has characterized market mechanisms better than Friedrich von Hayek.
HERBERT SIMON No one really knows about you better than your own shadow.
VIKRANT PARSAI Be yourself because no one can be you better than you.
LORRIN L. LEE I figure you should try to better your life all year round rather than just one day a year.
BOB WEDIN She reacts better than anyone I've ever seen. She has a knack of getting to a ball that no one think...
PAUL MARICK There is something in us, as storytellers and as listeners to stories, that demands the redemptive a...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR In yourself right now is all the place you've got.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR If you live today, you breath in nihilism ... it's the gas you breathe. If I hadn't had the Church t...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR I think it is safe to say that while the South is hardly Christ-centered, it is most certainly Chris...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Accepting oneself does not preclude an attempt to become better.
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FLANNERY O'CONNOR I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.
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FLANNERY O'CONNOR I write to discover what I know.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Whenever I’m asked why Southern writers particularly have a penchant for writing about freaks, I s...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Writing a novel is a terrible experience, during which the hair often falls out and the teeth decay....
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Grace changes us and change is painful".
FLANNERY O'CONNOR The high-school English teacher will be fulfilling his responsibility if he furnishes the student a ...
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FLANNERY O'CONNOR Your criticism sounds to me as if you have read too many critical books and are too smart in an arti...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity.
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FLANNERY O'CONNOR That belief in Christ is to some a matter of life and death has been a stumbling block for readers w...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR That's the trouble with you preachers," he said. "You've all got too good to believe in anything," a...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR You have to quit confusing a madness with a mission.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR For me it is the virgin birth, the Incarnation, the resurrection which are the true laws of the fles...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR The truth is not distorted here, but rather a distortion is used to get at truth.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR There are some of us who have to pay for our faith every step of the way and who have to work out dr...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR We lost our innocence in the Fall, and our turn to it is through the Redemption which was brought ab...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Satisfy your demand for reason but always remember that charity is beyond reason, and God can be kno...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Faith is what someone knows to be true, whether they believe it or not.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR She could never be a saint, but she thought she could be a martyr if they killed her quick.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR I can, with one eye squinted, take it all as a blessing.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR The operation of the Church is entirely set up for the sinner; which creates much misunderstanding a...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you odd.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR So many people can now write competent stories that the short story is in danger of dying of compete...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR From 15 to 18 is an age at which one is very sensitive to the sins of others, as I know from recolle...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR The writer should never be ashamed of staring. There is nothing that does not require his attention.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR [W]hat one has as a born Catholic is something given and accepted before it is experienced. I am onl...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR I'm always highly irritated by people who imply that writing fiction is an escape from reality. It i...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me.
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AMY SEDARIS I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
AMY SEDARIS If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I alway...
AMY SEDARIS You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character acto...
AMY SEDARIS Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny ...
AMY SEDARIS But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
AMY SEDARIS My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
AMY SEDARIS When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yoursel...
AMY SEDARIS Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
AMY SEDARIS I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.
AMY SEDARIS I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, includ...
AMY SEDARIS I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd ge...
AMY SEDARIS I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff ...
AMY SEDARIS We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.
AMY SEDARIS My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea m...
AMY SEDARIS I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
AMY SEDARIS My characters always like themselves.
AMY SEDARIS It's all about process to me - as long as it's fun to me, I don't care about the final product.
AMY SEDARIS It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high...
AMY SEDARIS I'm satisfied just thinking of the idea.
AMY SEDARIS I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
AMY SEDARIS I'm not a first-place person.
AMY SEDARIS You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors w...
AMY SEDARIS I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.
AMY SEDARIS It's driving me crazy! It's awful. I saw four last night during the Academy Awards. Four little baby...
AMY SEDARIS I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
AMY SEDARIS