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No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.


George Smith Patton

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TOM PATTON I'm not familiar with the metric system.
PATTON OSWALT We're trying to incorporate all the areas of the game. This is a clinic that's going to benefit foot...
DARYL PATTON We knew he was a guy capable of putting two halves together.
RICARDO PATTON Making African American films are hard in Hollywood. We need to rely on a support network and bring ...
PAULA PATTON It washes out in the cleaning process and naturally diminishes over time. When it gets to the fabric...
CARL PATTON I will never forgive her. She hasn't shown any remorse for killing my daughter. If she goes on proba...
RHONDA PATTON His nursery, being unique, has all the plants we like to use. We want to use all natives and all non...
CAROLYN PATTON One of my groupies gave me a film that they made, and it ended up being amazing, so I got it shown a...
PATTON OSWALT Nineteen wins, a 9-7 record in a major conference, a fifth-place finish — who knows? I think the t...
RICARDO PATTON The native plants are not only beautiful and hardy, they require less water. They also support our n...
CAROLYN PATTON I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friend...
PATTON OSWALT I saw him jump in the air and go for the rebound. And the guy slid under him and he flipped over the...
RICARDO PATTON Nothing, absolutely nothing, happens 'till parents stop clenching their fists around precious things...
GARY PATTON I've heard statistics that an engineer will hit three people in a 20-year career, ... I'm not lookin...
DAVID PATTON