No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind, But it is very difficult to treat because it cannot even be defined, Because everything is not gold that glisters and everything is not a tear that glistens, And one man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.