No. You said I looked "okay," which is petty much the same thing as saying, "Well, at least your nipples are covered.

Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama

Australia is filled with roundabouts and everyone drives on the wrong side of the road. In the end we decided to split up the work and I feverishly watched the GPS and yelled, "Left! Right! ROUNDABOUT!

Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.

He who is loyal to his wife lives own life like a true royal and intelligent, but she loves to rule the house like a queen so obviously likes only a king as her husband who is fool and dormant.