Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

How young can you die of old age?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

I've wanted to do it since I was 14 years old, from watching 'The Tonight Show,' watching Johnny (Carson) and the other comedians. Something clicked in me that I wanted to be one of those guys, someone who came out and made the audience laugh.

I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.