None of this 'different diets' lark. I can't remember the last time I tried some new fad.

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.

I can't remember the last time I was bored.

I don't even remember the last time I bought an album, honestly.

I don't remember the last time I drove. I'd rather be a passenger unless I'm somewhere beautiful.

Last time I checked, no one is perfect.