Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.

'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that.

'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life.

Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....

I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends.

From the time I was about 7 until I was about 13 or 14, I looked like I was Pat from 'Saturday Night Live.' I'm not exaggerating, remotely.