Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.

The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.

I like fishing as much when I don't catch anything as when I do.

I worry about that every single day: Am I being a good father?

I kid my friends who are golfers, and I say, 'If you ever hear me complain, hit me in the butt with a putter' because I have no reason to complain. Even on days when you don't like what you see in the paper, I have no reason to complain.