FastSaying

Not all gays respond to the same stuff. Would Alexander the Great have loved Auntie Mame?


Bruce Bawer

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

Auntie Mame [is] a froth of whipped cream and champagne and daydreams and Nuit de Noël perfume. She...
PATRICK DENNIS No, Virginia, there is no Auntie Mame, she is a distillation and a moonbeam and nothing more.
PATRICK DENNIS My aunt was Frances Hodges, who in the Fifties was the editor of 'Seventeen' and later one o...
JAMES TURRELL One must live as if it would be forever, and as if one might die each moment. Always both at once.
MARY RENAULT Upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well.

{His teacher...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT How great are the dangers I face to win a good name in Athens.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT In faith and hope the world will disagree, But all mankind's concern is charity.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT There is nothing impossible to him who will try.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT O Athenians, what toil do I undergo to please you!
ALEXANDER, THE GREAT If I were not Alexander, then should wish to be Diogenes.
ALEXANDER, THE GREAT If I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT So far as I am concerned, I could not be accused of having set eyes, or having wished to set eyes, u...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I wish that the Indians believed me a god, for upon the report of an enemy's valor oftentimes de...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I had rather excel others in the knowledge of what is excellent, than in the extent of my power and ...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT How should a man be capable of grooming his own horse, or of furbishing his own spear and helmet, if...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT Who does not desire such a victory by which we shall join places in our Kingdom, so far divided by n...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT Oh! Most miserable wretch that I am! Why have I not learnt how to swim?
ALEXANDER THE GREAT Soldiers, I had lately like to have been taken from you by the attempt of a few desperate men, but b...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT Shall I, that have destroyed my Preservers, return home?
ALEXANDER THE GREAT His father is governor of Media, and though he has the greatest command given him of all the rest of...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I do not pilfer victory.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT How happy had it been for me had I been slain in the battle. It had been far more noble to have died...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT For my own part, I would rather excel in knowledge of the highest secrets of philosophy than in arms...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor earth two masters.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT You shall, I question not, find a way to the top if you diligently seek for it; for nature hath plac...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT Whatever possession we gain by our sword cannot be sure or lasting, but the love gained by kindness ...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT If we turn our backs of the Scythians who have provoked us, how shamefully shall we march against th...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT My father will anticipate everything. He will leave you and me no chance to do a great and brilliant...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT Do you not think it a matter worthy of lamentation that when there is such a vast multitude of them ...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I am dying with the help of too many physicians.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I am not afraid of a pack of lions being led by a sheep, but I am afriad of a pack of sheep led by a...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT If it were not my purpose to combine barbarian things with things Hellenic, to traverse and civilize...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT Now you fear punishment and beg for your lives, so I will let you free, if not for any other reason ...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT Now that the wars are coming to an end, I wish you to prosper in peace. May all mortals from now on ...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT Youths of the Pellaians and of the Macedonians and of the Hellenic Amphictiony and of the Lakedaimon...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough.

[Alexander's tombstone epit...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I am not afraid of any army of lions led by a sheep,I am afraid of any army of sheep led by a lion
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I had rather excel others in the knowledge of what is excellent, than in the extent of my power and ...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT In faith and hope the world will disagree, but all mankind's concern is charity. .
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory...
ALEXANDER THE GREAT When we give someone our time, we actually give a portion of our life that we will never take back.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT There are no more worlds to conquer!
ALEXANDER THE GREAT I'm sure that the average person thought we would fold up right there. That's all everyone thinks we...
CHUCK DARBY Alexander the Great Alexander the Great Butcher .. how much responsibility does Aristotle his teache...
O ANNA NIEMUS I would rather be loved than have money and all that other stuff.
RICHARD GERE Alexander the Great slept with
'The Iliad' beneath his pillow.
Though I’ve never led a...
ROMAN PAYNE In my opinion, at least, the splendid achievements of Alexander are the clearest possible proof that...
ARRIAN In Homers Ilias scheint Thetis jedenfalls keine Einwände gegen die Beziehung ihres Sohnes Ac...
YUVAL NOAH HARARI Auntie, Auntie, the cat is right behind you.
GANDALF Not everyone has the time to be normal.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA Can you imagine what Nixon would have been like had somebody loved him? He would have been a great, ...
HENRY KISSINGER From childhood's hour I have not been. As others were, I have not seen. As others saw, I could not a...
EDGAR ALLAN POE jesus died for everyone, not just straight people
JAIMEE CALEY I have a lot of inner resource and I'm sure you could read and study in jail. Of course, all of this...
CHARLES MERRILL I was horribly shy all through grade school and high school. But somehow I got up the nerve to audit...
LAURIE METCALF Whether the gentleman is capable or not, he is loved all the same; conversely the petty man is loath...
XUN KUANG They say Alexander the Great slept with 'The Iliad' beneath his pillow. Though I have never led an a...
ROMAN PAYNE Alexander the Great slept with 'The Iliad' beneath his pillow. During the waning moon, I cradle Home...
ROMAN PAYNE Don Quixote is not an imaginary person; he is as real as Alexander the Great.
DEJAN STOJANOVIC There's great stuff out there, but I prefer doing a TV show, going to work every day with the sa...
PAGET BREWSTER If I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes.
PLUTARCH From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bri...
EDGAR ALLAN POE Straight Americans need ... an education of the heart and soul. They must understand, to begin with,...
BRUCE BAWER Apparently, lesbians and gay men who have no desire "to become queer" have failed at a task that is ...
BRUCE BAWER Those who know that they are profound strive for clarity. Those who would like to seem profound to t...
BRUCE BAWER You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ...
CATHERINE THE GREAT It seems to me that man is made to act rather than to know: the principles of things escape our most...
FREDERICK THE GREAT A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in.
FREDERICK THE GREAT The greatest and noblest pleasure which we have in this world is to discover new truths, and the nex...
FREDERICK THE GREAT I have conquered an empire but I have not been able to conquer myself.
PETER THE GREAT Our work is to present things that are as they are.
FREDERICK THE GREAT Rogues, would you live forever?
FREDERICK THE GREAT The greatest and noblest pleasure which men can have in this world is to discover new truths; and th...
FREDERICK THE GREAT If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers.
FREDERICK THE GREAT In trying to defend everything he defended nothing.
FREDERICK THE GREAT What is the good of experience if you do not reflect.
FREDERICK THE GREAT The heart itself is only a small vessel,
yet dragons are there, and lions,
there are poisonou...
MAKARIOS THE GREAT An educated people can be easily governed.
FREDERICK THE GREAT I must in the face of a storm, think, live and die as a king.
FREDERICK THE GREAT Every man must get to Heaven his own way.
FREDERICK THE GREAT I love opposition that has convictions.
FREDERICK THE GREAT Peace is the first thing the angels sang.
LEO THE GREAT They say that kings are made in the image of God. If that is what he looks like, I feel sorry for Go...
FREDERICK THE GREAT Don't forget your great guns, which are the most respectable arguments of the rights of kings.
FREDERICK THE GREAT Religion is the idol of the mob; it adores everything it does not understand.
FREDERICK THE GREAT I praise loudly, I blame softly
CATHERINE THE GREAT Talents go by nature not by birth.
FREDERICK THE GREAT I desire to leave to the men that come after me a remembrance of me in good works.
ALFRED THE GREAT I care not for the body which may rot. Yet, for the transgression of the spirit, of moral ethics, of...
THE GREAT PACIFIST My people and I have come to an agreement which satisfied us both. They are to say what they please,...
FREDERICK THE GREAT For to tempt and to be tempted are things very nearly allied - whenever feeling has anything to do i...
CATHERINE THE GREAT I praise loudly. I blame softly.
CATHERINE THE GREAT If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one of them would remain in the army.
FREDERICK THE GREAT

More Bruce Bawer

Straight Americans need ... an education of the heart and soul. They must understand, to begin with,...
BRUCE BAWER Apparently, lesbians and gay men who have no desire "to become queer" have failed at a task that is ...
BRUCE BAWER Those who know that they are profound strive for clarity. Those who would like to seem profound to t...
BRUCE BAWER I wear my shadows where they're harder to see, but they follow me everywhere. I guess that shoul...
BRUCE COCKBURN There is something about the melody of 'Thunder Road' that just suggests 'new day.' ...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN There's a bright spot in every dark cloud.
BRUCE BERESFORD Sarah Palin may have chosen to not answer the call for the presidency, but make no mistake, the prin...
TAMMY BRUCE Believing a person deserves a defence is not the same as doing anything in your power to get him off...
TAMMY BRUCE For the gay establishment, the death of right and wrong began when gaining civil rights ceased to be...
TAMMY BRUCE Horrible things happen when you run out of other people's money, and life and work becomes a bur...
TAMMY BRUCE Republicans have never been good at public relations.
TAMMY BRUCE The question we all face is what sort of culture we will live in for the rest of our lives and then ...
TAMMY BRUCE From the subtle to the extreme, our culture and our values are under unrelenting attack from the med...
TAMMY BRUCE One of the biggest problems with the modern feminist movement is its failure to bring men along with...
TAMMY BRUCE Gone are the days when reality fed the feminist movement.
TAMMY BRUCE For women who turn to welfare, Big Brother becomes Husband.
TAMMY BRUCE The United States has grown into a remarkable nation specifically because of our independent spirit ...
TAMMY BRUCE One of the goals of the Feminist Elite is to reinforce to women the idea that men are obsolete.
TAMMY BRUCE Yes, we have the freedom to do what we please, but it only works because we don't do everything ...
TAMMY BRUCE As you might have gathered, I prefer the honest, decent and genuinely accepting friends and family I...
TAMMY BRUCE The Left Elite only pretend to be concerned about what's best for everyone else because it is th...
TAMMY BRUCE The Tea Party represents stakeholders in the American system; people who were never involved in poli...
TAMMY BRUCE Remember, social progress only happens when those in society's privileged classes choose to give...
TAMMY BRUCE When the courts decide that murderers, rapists, and others who maliciously break our social contract...
TAMMY BRUCE Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes.
TAMMY BRUCE Trials are no longer about freeing the innocent, punishing the guilty, and making restitution to the...
TAMMY BRUCE My friendships and relationships in the conservative world are not predicated on political correctne...
TAMMY BRUCE The liberal feminist movement never imagined that women would take seriously the encouragement to be...
TAMMY BRUCE A good actor is somebody who can be truthful and fascinating and interesting and enlightening.
BRUCE DAVISON I've always been interested in any kind of great music, and African music is, I think, the sourc...
JACK BRUCE What I'm trying to do, in my own small way, is trying to bring African and Afro-Cuban rhythms in...
JACK BRUCE I had a lot of vocal problems when I was younger. I don't know if it's down to leading a hea...
JACK BRUCE Some musicians I know are incredible fathers. Like Keith Richards. A fantastic dad.
JACK BRUCE At the age of 16 I started performing with a dance band in the evenings and began earning more money...
JACK BRUCE Well I like everything but my first love has always been piano because when I started out there was ...
JACK BRUCE Well all the big companies are really panicked by the internet thing and all that, and sales went do...
JACK BRUCE I know he played on the last record but I don't wake up in the middle of the night thinking of E...
JACK BRUCE We all have roles in life. I'm a dad, a husband, this and that, but basically I only feel justif...
JACK BRUCE I think I'm an okay parent, but I'd put myself in the category of a musician-who-happened-to...
JACK BRUCE I've always had money because of my early success with Cream, so I tell young musicians to aim t...
JACK BRUCE Thankfully I'm not endlessly ambitious, but I have done some crazy ambitious things like buying ...
JACK BRUCE I was 16 when I got a scholarship to study classical composition at a conservatory. By that time I h...
JACK BRUCE Growing up in inner-city Glasgow, it sometimes seemed to me money hadn't been invented.
JACK BRUCE Since I got my new liver, some of my tastes have changed. There are certain things I don't like ...
JACK BRUCE Between now and then and I just felt it was ready and it was a long enough period gone by. I obvious...
JACK BRUCE There are two types of encryption: one that will prevent your sister from reading your diary and one...
BRUCE SCHNEIER I suppose when you do it correctly, a good introduction and a good outro makes the song feel like it...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
CRAIG BRUCE You can go from doing something quite silly to something dead serious in the blink of an eye, and if...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I'm not a comedian. And I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a s...
LENNY BRUCE When you have something for breakfast, you're not going to be starving by lunch.
BRUCE BARTON I read that all dogs have wolf DNA in them, which seemed preposterous because my dog, Tucker, is... ...
BRUCE CAMERON I was riding my mountain bike in Colorado, and I met a dog who reminded me so much of my very first ...
BRUCE CAMERON My dog's name is Tucker, and his DNA is unidentifiable and suspect.
BRUCE CAMERON My main characters are the most sunny, happy, optimistic, loving creatures on the face of the Earth....
BRUCE CAMERON I am stunned by how much time and effort I must spend marketing my book and interacting with my read...
BRUCE CAMERON We have enforced a Darwinian process on wolves, turning them into the shy and elusive animals they&#...
BRUCE CAMERON If I'm right, the only reason our species is still around is because of our friendship with the ...
BRUCE CAMERON With my book 'How to Remodel a Man,' I was on Oprah, Fox News, the Early Show, and Good Morn...
BRUCE CAMERON The loneliest, most down-on-his-luck person can have a dog who adores him. The most bitter, sour per...
BRUCE CAMERON A lot of people think I am the one to turn to for dog behavior issues. I'm not. All you have to ...
BRUCE CAMERON For many young people, the minimum wage is a stepping stone to higher employment levels.
BRUCE RAUNER The true artist helps the world by revealing mystic truths.
BRUCE NAUMAN The five steps in teaching an employee new skills are preparation, explanation, showing, observation...
BRUCE BARTON I had a ten-piece band when I was 21 years old, the Bruce Springsteen Band. This is just a slightly ...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I do have two data identities. I have my name, Bruce Sterling, which is my public name under which I...
BRUCE STERLING I don't have an act. I just talk. I'm just Lenny Bruce.
LENNY BRUCE This win shows progress. We don't want to get ahead of ourselves, though. A lot of people picked us ...
AARON BRUCE We haven't really talked about going to the tournament. We just want to keep playing. ... There is a...
AARON BRUCE I wasn't very impressed with myself in the first half. I was fortunate enough (in the second half) m...
AARON BRUCE We did a good job well from 3s. They did a good job of blocking us out and forcing us into plays we ...
AARON BRUCE This win shows progress. We don't want to get ahead of ourselves, though.
AARON BRUCE He's a force inside. You love to play with players who are that dominant.
AARON BRUCE I think we've made a gradual progression. We've had a lot to learn and there's only so long you can ...
AARON BRUCE I credit their defense, but I should make those shots. Good players make those shots. I'm very disap...
AARON BRUCE We've been talking about it for so long, it's great to actually be in that situation. We spent month...
AARON BRUCE My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry
BRUCE WILLIS Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that yo...
BRUCE WILLIS Walk in the rain, jump in mud puddles, collect rocks, rainbows and roses, smell flowers, blow bubble...
BRUCE WILLIAMSON Tender Mercies is a very low-budget film, but it was a huge budget compared to anything I had done i...
BRUCE BERESFORD It's sad when you see most of your friends in the business gone, like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howa...
BRUCE FORSYTH I caught hold of the great bull market in soybeans in 1977. I had no idea what I was doing, incident...
BRUCE KOVNER People were talking while I was playing, so I got up and left the stage. I've gotten to the poin...
BRUCE HORNSBY A security cam is one small part of a much larger universe of cams. The much larger effect, socially...
BRUCE STERLING I'm a pretty disciplined investor and pretty disciplined buyer. I do my due diligence. I do my h...
BRUCE RAUNER I have represented farmers in federal court during the Iowa farm crisis. A farmer from Butler County...
BRUCE BRALEY Yeah, we're sweet but savage, and I think a lot of Canadians are that way.
BRUCE MCCULLOCH When I was starting to get noticed as an actor in the 1970s for something other than the third cowbo...
BRUCE DERN When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the ot...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I looked at myself, and I just said, 'Well, you know, I can sing, but I'm not the greatest s...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN A good song takes on more meaning as the years pass by.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN The release date is just one day, but the record is forever.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN The past is never the past. It is always present. And you better reckon with it in your life and in ...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN When it comes to luck, you make your own.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN The best music, you can seek some shelter in it momentarily, but it's essentially there to provi...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN A good song gathers the years in. It's why you can sing it with such conviction 40 years after i...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN Somebody who can reckon with the past, who can live with the past in the present, and move towards t...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I always wanted my music to influence the life you were living emotionally - with your family, your ...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is go...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN Talk about a dream, try to make it real.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN It's a sad man my friend who's livin' in his own skin and can't stand the company.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN You're always in a box, and you're an escape artist if you do what I do - or if you're a...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN The best music is essentially there to provide you something to face the world with.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with ...
LENNY BRUCE If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
LENNY BRUCE A lot of people say to me, "Why did you kill Christ?" "I dunno... it was one of those parties, got o...
LENNY BRUCE If they're booking a PWR BTTM show, they know what they're in for.
LIV BRUCE The Bollywood distribution system is so corrupt that they have trouble making money off movies. So t...
BRUCE STERLING If the brain expects that a treatment will work, it sends healing chemicals into the bloodstream, wh...
BRUCE LIPTON Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you ...
BRUCE LEE Engineering stimulates the mind. Kids get bored easily. They have got to get out and get their hands...
BRUCE DICKINSON I'm certainly thankful for what the Cubs did for me. I respect their organization. It's the ...
BRUCE SUTTER People deserve... the truth. They deserve honesty. The best music, you can seek some shelter in it m...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN The US military still blames the media for stories and images that turned the American public agains...
BRUCE JACKSON In America everything's about who's number one today.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN When there is freedom from mechanical conditioning, there is simplicity. The classical man is just a...
BRUCE LEE Let the spirit out - Discard all thoughts of reward, all hopes of praise and fears of blame, all awa...
BRUCE LEE There will be calmness, tranquility, when one is free from external objects and is not perturbed.
BRUCE LEE Absorb what is useful, Discard what is not, Add what is uniquely your own.
BRUCE LEE Transform it, decorate it, let it become a new Bruce Lee museum,
BRUCE LEE The recovery plan does foresee a return to profitability and some upsides for the employees through ...
BRUCE HICKS The fear I had was Rita would be the knockout punch to a city that still had its heart and soul.
BRUCE HICKS They're not at that stage yet. ... The time will come.
BRUCE HICKS If we don't have ratification by all three unions at that time, we are left with no choice but to fi...
BRUCE HICKS No union has indicated to the company that they have any intention other than to sign the agreement....
BRUCE HICKS A pilots' strike would be fatal to Delta Air Lines.
BRUCE HICKS It would be devastating. Delta would not operate. We would not fly and there are no contingency plan...
BRUCE HICKS Today's outcome will not disrupt Delta service. Together with our pilots and all of our employees, w...
BRUCE HICKS Last month we came precipitously close to filing for bankruptcy. We were fully prepared to file bank...
BRUCE HICKS The question is whether American restructures its costs outside of bankruptcy court or through the c...
BRUCE HICKS I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to...
BRUCE LEE I believe the war on poverty is a more American idea than the war on the war on poverty. I believe t...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN The real heroes are the librarians and teachers who at no small risk to themselves refuse to lie dow...
BRUCE COVILLE The spirit of the individual is determined by his dominating thought habits.
BRUCE LEE Don't fear failure. — Not failure, but low aim, is the crime. In great attempts it is glorious eve...
BRUCE LEE A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.
BRUCE LEE Withholding information is the essence of tyranny. Control of the flow of information is the tool of...
BRUCE COVILLE Rock music should be gross: that's the fun of it. It gets up and drops its trousers.
BRUCE DICKINSON I always felt that my greatest asset was not my physical ability, it was my mental ability.
BRUCE JENNER Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity pre...
BRUCE MARTON To learn to get along without, to realize that what the world is going to demand of us may be a good...
BRUCE CATTON In his first years in the White House, Mr. Roosevelt apologized for each annual deficit. Each new bu...
BRUCE BARTON Circumstances hell! I make circumstances!
BRUCE LEE Concentrate your strengths against your competitor's relative weaknesses.
BRUCE HENDERSON To me, the definition of focus is knowing exactly where you want to be today, next week, next month,...
BRUCE JENNER If you want to take your mission in life to the next level, if you're stuck and you don't know how t...
BRUCE JENNER Man, the living creature, the creating individual, is always more important than any established sty...
BRUCE LEE If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your wo...
BRUCE LEE If I wasn't dyslexic, I probably wouldn't have won the Games. If I had been a better reader, then th...
BRUCE JENNER I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to min...
BRUCE LEE Ever since I was a child I have had this instinctive urge for expansion and growth. To me, the funct...
BRUCE LEE Take no thought of who is right or wrong or who is better than. Be not for or against.
BRUCE LEE Start early and begin raising the bar throughout the day.
BRUCE JENNER I learned that the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to work hard at it. Whether you...
BRUCE JENNER You just wait. I'm going to be the biggest Chinese Star in the world.
BRUCE LEE I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'Wh...
LENNY BRUCE The future looks extremely bright indeed, with lots of possibilities ahead -- big possibilities. Lik...
BRUCE LEE Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to sa...
LENNY BRUCE Sometimes when I consider what tremendous consequences come from little things. I am tempted to thin...
BRUCE BARTON When a load of bricks, dumped on a corner lot, can arrange themselves into a house; when a handful o...
BRUCE BARTON If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your t...
BRUCE JENNER If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
BRUCE BARTON The reason I'm in this business, I assume all performers are -- it's Look at me, Ma! It's acceptance...
LENNY BRUCE The notion that big business and big labor and big government can sit down around a table somewhere ...
BRUCE BABBIT I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was fifty years away, was only ...
BRUCE STERLING All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without diseas...
LENNY BRUCE The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
LENNY BRUCE No sex, age, or condition is above or below the absolute necessity of modesty; but without it one va...
BRUCE BARTON Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity tha...
BRUCE BARTON As a profession advertising is young; as a force it is as old as the world. The first four words eve...
BRUCE BARTON What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will no...
BRUCE BARTON Before you give up hope, turn back and read the attacks that were made on Lincoln.
BRUCE BARTON The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
LENNY BRUCE In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls.
LENNY BRUCE The ablest men in all walks of modern life are men of faith. Most of them have much more faith than ...
BRUCE BARTON We pay just as dearly for our triumphs as we do for our defeats. Go ahead and fail. But fail with wi...
BRUCE BARTON A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out ...
LENNY BRUCE In every pang that rends the heart the Man of Sorrows has a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE When you're through changing, you're through.
BRUCE BARTON If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric...
LENNY BRUCE Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them...
BRUCE BARTON The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity -- an overwhelming faith in the...
BRUCE BARTON Advertising is the very essence of democracy.
BRUCE BARTON Such is an actor's life. We must ride the waves of every film, barfing occasionally, yet maintain ou...
BRUCE CAMPBELL Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.
BRUCE LEE Communism is like one big phone company.
LENNY BRUCE For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men...
BRUCE BURTON Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did a...
LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can
LENNY BRUCE America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstr...
BRUCE JACKSON Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. . . . Be a hero -- take the time learn ...
BRUCE WILLIS Conceit is God's gift to little men
BRUCE BARTON In every pang that rends the heart The Man of Sorrows had a part.
MICHAEL BRUCE Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who i...
LENNY BRUCE The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seem...
LENNY BRUCE Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
LENNY BRUCE The height of cultivation runs to simplicity. Halfway cultivation runs to ornamentation.
BRUCE LEE It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential.
BRUCE LEE Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers
BRUCE FROEMMING